MFP Lamentations

rfitnessmfplulz
rfitnessmfplulz Posts: 154 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Alas
my toner has run empty
longingly revisited
are the days of constant reproduction

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  • dlbohl1991
    dlbohl1991 Posts: 786 Member
    Laments? Like complaints?
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    In poetry form?
  • rfitnessmfplulz
    rfitnessmfplulz Posts: 154 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    In poetry form?

    Please. :flowerforyou:
  • dlbohl1991
    dlbohl1991 Posts: 786 Member
    Andrew dice clay recites poetry...careful what you ask for 😂
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    My poetry is mediocre at best
    My calories always in excess
    I can't seem to get my butt into gear
    But still I find myself hanging around here
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,376 Member
    My gadget won't sync
    Can't open that link
    My steps are too low
    It's a mess, don'tcha know?
  • rfitnessmfplulz
    rfitnessmfplulz Posts: 154 Member
    Copies copies copies
    you're all the same to me
    as different as we are
    it's the same old mfp

    ***

    Dear human resources
    the abuses against me know no bounds
    my glass scanner bed
    ere lovingly smothered in boobies sent salaciously via interoffice mail
    has now seen things that are never unseen
    and too heinous to mention
    that's the fax, ma'am
  • rfitnessmfplulz
    rfitnessmfplulz Posts: 154 Member
    dlbohl1991 wrote: »
    Laments? Like complaints?

    More like biblical recountings in prose
    But you are free to do as you wish
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    the journey begins again- you are not through
    old faces forgotten will soon be renewed
    and no matter how long as the world is large
    stay steadfast, search, and ahead you will forge
    beware of the time though, as you're still mortal
    and a sphere laid flat will always be a circle
  • kevinflemming1982
    kevinflemming1982 Posts: 158 Member
    Look around, check that
    No one is watching. Quickly
    Flex in the mirror.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    In the days of deadlifts
    And in the days of overhead press
    Then shall the onset of muscle soreness be delayed.
    Yea, even unto the third and fourth day shalt thou bear the pain thereof.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    In the days of deadlifts
    And in the days of overhead press
    Then shall the onset of muscle soreness be delayed.
    Yea, even unto the third and fourth day shalt thou bear the pain thereof.

    😂my favorite
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    And it came to pass that thou shalt keto no more
    Thine brethren! Put down thine fork!
    Unto you a carb
    Be steadfast in your ways. Amen.
  • rfitnessmfplulz
    rfitnessmfplulz Posts: 154 Member
    She weeps bitterly in the night
    And her tears are on her cheeks;
    She has none to comfort her
    Among all her fad diets.
    All her keto BM's have dealt treacherously with her
    They have become her enemies.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    the journey begins again- you are not through
    old faces forgotten will soon be renewed
    and no matter how long as the world is large
    stay steadfast, search, and ahead you will forge
    beware of the time though, as you're still mortal
    and a sphere laid flat will always be a circle

    This sounds prophetic, both encouraging and disturbingly so...well done!
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