PRISON SUCKS!!!

jdad1
jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
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  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    I feel like I missed out on something here. Here's a gif for your efforts.

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  • peeaanuut
    peeaanuut Posts: 359 Member
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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    They have cable and a salad bar in prison now it can't be all bad
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    They have cable and a salad bar in prison now it can't be all bad

    don't forget the access to weights!
  • jonsey_s
    jonsey_s Posts: 222
    Prison sucks if you drop the soap....
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
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    Prison no fun, huh? Thank you, Captain Obvious.
  • ice1200s
    ice1200s Posts: 237 Member
    It's supposed to. Was there a story behind this post?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Really now? I thought it was supposed to be like a theme park.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    It totally does! If only there were away to avoid going there. Oh wait....
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    It totally does! If only there were away to avoid going there. Oh wait....

    I am NOT doing that for the judge!
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    It totally does! If only there were away to avoid going there. Oh wait....

    I am NOT doing that for the judge!

    But you're so good at it!
  • lee91356
    lee91356 Posts: 330 Member
    really well if you posted this topic than clearly it doesnt, you have internet so it cant be too bad
  • jennyrebekka
    jennyrebekka Posts: 626 Member
    oh really..?!...because i rather like how it was portrayed on OZ - - lots of sweaty sexy sex-starved men.....with excess aggression to burn....mmmmmmm...sign me up (the real me - not the Idris Elba me in the profile pic)
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    It totally does! If only there were away to avoid going there. Oh wait....

    I am NOT doing that for the judge!

    But you're so good at it!

    Shhh!!!
  • lbmore33
    lbmore33 Posts: 1,013 Member
    As a C.O. myself working in a federal prison...im glad Im 8hrs and a gate
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Orange is the new black.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    I like cake.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I'm pretty sure this is an urban legend.

    I hear that they have tennis courts and cooking classes these days . . .
  • HefferSprint
    HefferSprint Posts: 124 Member
    I heard they'll toss your salad for free
  • britttttx3
    britttttx3 Posts: 458
    Noooooooo rly? I thought it was a great place to be!
  • Rompers616
    Rompers616 Posts: 307
    Prison - suck or be sucked
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    Actually I was going to tell you how they get text messages, family picnics, snack machines, yoga classes, Skype, mp3 players, dominoes pizza, subway sandwiches, ice cream socials, super bowl parties, free soda and a bunch of other stuff. I thought the thread was dead but I was mistaken I guess.
  • barbie3000
    barbie3000 Posts: 73 Member
    A friend and I were talking about how when we get really, really stressed out with deadlines and commitments and we don't have enough time to read, we fantasize about going to prison for a week or two.

    But then I remember I live in the real world, and I don't they have nice sheets and robes like the Four Seasons.
  • staps065
    staps065 Posts: 837 Member
    I heard they'll toss your salad for free
    Ewwww! :noway: :noway:
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