So... who owns a spurtle?

yirara
yirara Posts: 10,079 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Spurtle owners unite! Who owns one of those quintessential kitchen tools?

Btw, I don't eat porridge, but it's brilliant for soups and stews. And it adds some desperately needed innuendo to my kitchen :D
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  • Miss_Chievous_
    Miss_Chievous_ Posts: 279 Member
    edited August 2019
    I don't own one but I do own something that looks similar to it.

    Eta: I don't use it for porridge.
  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member
    Is this a new pokemon?
  • yirara
    yirara Posts: 10,079 Member
    LyndaBSS wrote: »
    Never heard of it.

    I thought maybe it was a cross between a sports car and a turtle. 😟

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  • Teenybudda
    Teenybudda Posts: 206 Member
    What does it do?
  • Teenybudda
    Teenybudda Posts: 206 Member
    For stiring things??
  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member
    Wikipedia suggests it's a prehistoric stirring device that looks to serve no real purpose outside of the aforementioned innuendo.
  • yirara
    yirara Posts: 10,079 Member
    Teenybudda wrote: »
    For stiring things??

    Yes, it's a Scottish porridge, broth and strew stirrer. It doesn't create drag like a spoon, and thus whatever you cook it stays smooth and doesn't form sticking together bits.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Teenybudda wrote: »
    What does it do?

    The spurtle is a wooden Scottish kitchen tool, dating from the fifteenth century, that is used to stir porridge, soups, stews and broths.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    yirara wrote: »
    Spurtle owners unite! Who owns one of those quintessential kitchen tools?

    Btw, I don't eat porridge, but it's brilliant for soups and stews. And it adds some desperately needed innuendo to my kitchen :D

    I've never needed one but now I want one. I'd probably go with the mini paddle one as it seems like it would stir soups and stews better.
  • yirara
    yirara Posts: 10,079 Member
    BecomingBane wrote: »
    Wikipedia suggests it's a prehistoric stirring device that looks to serve no real purpose outside of the aforementioned innuendo.

    Well, innuendo is important. But I love stews and soups, and for that I find it very useful as well.
  • glovepuppet
    glovepuppet Posts: 1,710 Member
    yirara wrote: »
    Teenybudda wrote: »
    For stiring things??

    Yes, it's a Scottish porridge, broth and strew stirrer. It doesn't create drag like a spoon, and thus whatever you cook it stays smooth and doesn't form sticking together bits.

    Sounds like witchcraft.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    yirara wrote: »
    Spurtle owners unite! Who owns one of those quintessential kitchen tools?

    Btw, I don't eat porridge, but it's brilliant for soups and stews. And it adds some desperately needed innuendo to my kitchen :D

    I've never needed one but now I want one. I'd probably go with the mini paddle one as it seems like it would stir soups and stews better.

    We all know what you really want the mini paddle
    For. To stir cream into your coffee. Just admit it.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    yirara wrote: »
    Spurtle owners unite! Who owns one of those quintessential kitchen tools?

    Btw, I don't eat porridge, but it's brilliant for soups and stews. And it adds some desperately needed innuendo to my kitchen :D

    I've never needed one but now I want one. I'd probably go with the mini paddle one as it seems like it would stir soups and stews better.

    We all know what you really want the mini paddle
    For. To stir cream into your coffee. Just admit it.

    Shhhh. You know me too well.
  • yirara
    yirara Posts: 10,079 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    yirara wrote: »
    Spurtle owners unite! Who owns one of those quintessential kitchen tools?

    Btw, I don't eat porridge, but it's brilliant for soups and stews. And it adds some desperately needed innuendo to my kitchen :D

    I've never needed one but now I want one. I'd probably go with the mini paddle one as it seems like it would stir soups and stews better.

    We all know what you really want the mini paddle
    For. To stir cream into your coffee. Just admit it.

    Shhhh. You know me too well.

    Hahaha :D
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    BecomingBane wrote: »
    Is this a new pokemon?

    This is what I assumed as well, silly me
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  • Keto_Vampire
    Keto_Vampire Posts: 1,670 Member
    This whole thread is just too kinky
  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member
    actually, if anyone used a spurtle, it's extra smooth and without clumps.
  • Teenybudda
    Teenybudda Posts: 206 Member
    Anyone else, when they see a picture of someone in their house, look in the background to see if theres a ghost/creature lurking around?? 👀
    I'm like
    "Goblin, nope, ghost, nope, fairy?? (Sweet Jesus please let there be a fairy!) Nope (😭)" etc.

    Anyone?
  • Teenybudda
    Teenybudda Posts: 206 Member
    edited August 2019
    NVM 🙄
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  • Teenybudda
    Teenybudda Posts: 206 Member
    edited August 2019
    MIltonBradley1 wrote: »
    @Teenybudda wrote: »
    NVM 🙄

    Dr Pimple Popper, here I come!!!

    Ah you saw it. 😒
    I misread your post so it didn't make sense 🤣
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  • Teenybudda
    Teenybudda Posts: 206 Member
    MIltonBradley1 wrote: »
    yirara wrote: »
    LyndaBSS wrote: »
    Never heard of it.

    I thought maybe it was a cross between a sports car and a turtle. 😟

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    @Teenybudda look at that red hat on the bookshelf. That's Woody's hat! She killed Woody!!

    Well, it's more like Jessies coz it's red.
    And *kitten* Jessie.
  • yirara
    yirara Posts: 10,079 Member
    MIltonBradley1 wrote: »
    yirara wrote: »
    LyndaBSS wrote: »
    Never heard of it.

    I thought maybe it was a cross between a sports car and a turtle. 😟

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    @Teenybudda look at that red hat on the bookshelf. That's Woody's hat! She killed Woody!!

    That's a megawup! It's as odd as a spurtle!
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  • Teenybudda
    Teenybudda Posts: 206 Member
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    Yeeeehaaaaa
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