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EaturmeatEaturmeat Posts: 107Member Member Posts: 107Member Member
Simple game, let’s get creative with those arrests.
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  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 17,184Member Member Posts: 17,184Member Member
    Breaking into multiple restaurants and stealing meat from their walk-in freezers.
  • liftorgohomeliftorgohome Posts: 24,828Member Member Posts: 24,828Member Member
    Propositioning an under cover male cop for sex.
  • cprobertson12cprobertson12 Posts: 88Member Member Posts: 88Member Member
    Kidnapping an Orangutan librarian from an unseen university
  • KelleyCakesKelleyCakes Posts: 6,510Member Member Posts: 6,510Member Member
    Stealing books from the library and trying to sell them at their garage sale.
  • chelagetsfitchelagetsfit Posts: 127Member Member Posts: 127Member Member
    trying to sell "special brownies" at the PTA bake sale.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Posts: 12,649Member Member Posts: 12,649Member Member
    Spray painting stop signs pink with white polka dots so they'd be "prettier."
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 17,184Member Member Posts: 17,184Member Member
    Busting into the local zoo and setting all the animals free to run amok all over town
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Posts: 12,649Member Member Posts: 12,649Member Member
    Opening all the packages of Skittles at the store. She was throwing them everywhere while yelling “Taste the rainbow!”
  • happimess01happimess01 Posts: 3,147Member Member Posts: 3,147Member Member
    for selling skirts made out of old umbrellas
  • neilwijneilwij Posts: 1,293Member, Premium Member Posts: 1,293Member, Premium Member
    For refusing to leave the crusty clam in Springfield on 'all you can eat 'night', it turned pretty nasty when the restaurant owner tried to escort him out but luckily police chief Wiggum was on hand to arrest him...Marge was not happy
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Posts: 12,649Member Member Posts: 12,649Member Member
    Dressed in a large snake costume and went into Chuckee Cheese. Kids were crying as he demanded to see the rat and charged the stage. It was a very sad birthday for little Nick that day. 😞
  • jakeworkman89jakeworkman89 Posts: 11Member, Premium Member Posts: 11Member, Premium Member
    The “paper doll killer” was arrested for killing their victims and then making them into macabre “paper” dolls to adorn their house.
    Sorry my humor is pretty dark..
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Posts: 12,649Member Member Posts: 12,649Member Member
    Stole all the macabre paper dolls after my arrest to adorn his own home. I do great work, so no one can really blame him, but the police had to charge him for tampering with evidence.
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 19,989Member Member Posts: 19,989Member Member
    Running naked on a busy street because of a dare..
    edited September 2019
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Posts: 12,649Member Member Posts: 12,649Member Member
    Got pulled over for speeding. It would’ve been no big deal but he started harassing the officer with his “hotchat.”
    edited September 2019
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 175,420Member Member Posts: 175,420Member Member
    Making Voodoo dolls and charging a fee to make them work
  • KelleyCakesKelleyCakes Posts: 6,510Member Member Posts: 6,510Member Member
    Stealing a fancy red sports car to go with her fab red hair and lipstick.
  • MoxyLeighMoxyLeigh Posts: 437Member Member Posts: 437Member Member
    Donating baked goods laced with marijuana to the church bake sale
  • stanlfinkstanlfink Posts: 258Member, Premium Member Posts: 258Member, Premium Member
    Kicking my *kitten* after her HIIT workout 🏋️‍♂️ 💪🏻!
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 230,584Member Member Posts: 230,584Member Member
    Indecent exposure :o
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