Tell us your secrets!

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  • Emmapatterson1729
    Emmapatterson1729 Posts: 1,296 Member
    edited October 2019
    LOL...I almost always date younger... Sometimes much younger. Because I think men my age and older get too set in their ways and get grouchy/stubborn as they age...

    But dating and relationships are two separate things. After a 3 year relationship with my last 20 something (him at 21, me at 42 upon meeting)... His immaturity started showing. Ended badly two weeks ago.

    I'm single for life!! (Which is not a secret)! ;)



  • ArmyVeteranM1A1C
    ArmyVeteranM1A1C Posts: 1,045 Member
    CaliValleyGirl wrote: »
    I'm attracted to older and I think because I have some serious daddy issues.

    SMH
    @CaliValleyGirl
    It is young ladies like you that make getting older so much more bearable 😉
  • ArmyVeteranM1A1C
    ArmyVeteranM1A1C Posts: 1,045 Member
    I have s dirty little secret
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    When I was around 4 or 5, I stole a piece of yellow laughy taffy from the candy isle at the grocery store check out. I did this not thinking about stealing it but because I was mad at my mom and I knew she didn’t like me eating that.
    When we got in the car I showed her the candy I stole, and she gave me a dollar and made me go back inside and pay for it.
    I still feel bad about that from time to time 😢.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    MFP sends me subconscious messages, like a fresh, untapped horror movie market

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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Ive been looking for a good Keto horror movie. Any suggestions?
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Ive been looking for a good Keto horror movie. Any suggestions?

    Probably not Gingerbreadman IV: Cookie Cutter of Death
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »
    When I was around 4 or 5, I stole a piece of yellow laughy taffy from the candy isle at the grocery store check out. I did this not thinking about stealing it but because I was mad at my mom and I knew she didn’t like me eating that.
    When we got in the car I showed her the candy I stole, and she gave me a dollar and made me go back inside and pay for it.
    I still feel bad about that from time to time 😢.

    Did she have you go back into the store alone ?

    Walk in the store while eating the candy, put the dollar in your pocket, approach the counter and then quickly spin on your heels and exit the store.

    I see this as an opportunity to simply pocket the one dollar bill while enjoying the candy.

    In my world.... this is called a "Win-Win!" .
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Ive been looking for a good Keto horror movie. Any suggestions?


    Night of the Living Dead is 100% Keto.
  • CaliValleyGirl
    CaliValleyGirl Posts: 744 Member
    ArmyVeteranM1A1C wrote: »
    CaliValleyGirl wrote: »
    I'm attracted to older and I think because I have some serious daddy issues.

    SMH
    @CaliValleyGirl
    It is young ladies like you that make getting older so much more bearable 😉

    @ArmyVeteranM1A1C It's not exactly a good thing, at my age that gap is closing in.
    ArmyVeteranM1A1C wrote: »
    I have s dirty little secret

    You tease
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    CaliValleyGirl wrote: »
    I'm attracted to older and I think because I have some serious daddy issues.

    SMH

    How old is "older"? Dating men who are older than you are is pretty common, I think.

    Unless its 20 years difference :#

    Nope, still not put off. Really just depends on the guy. I think the largest gap I've personally experienced was 18 years. Not bothered by it at all.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    6 years. But I was 26, she was 20
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I keep finding dead people.

    At first I misread "finding" as "fondling" and I thought...holy cow, he's not the man I thought he was.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I keep finding dead people.

    At first I misread "finding" as "fondling" and I thought...holy cow, he's not the man I thought he was.

    Well, we see where your mind is. :laugh:
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I keep finding dead people.

    At first I misread "finding" as "fondling" and I thought...holy cow, he's not the man I thought he was.

    Well, we see where your mind is. :laugh:

    Well, this IS mfp. I'm only on here for pepperoni pics and cantaloupe recipes.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I keep finding dead people.

    At first I misread "finding" as "fondling" and I thought...holy cow, he's not the man I thought he was.

    Well, we see where your mind is. :laugh:

    Well, this IS mfp. I'm only on here for pepperoni pics and cantaloupe recipes.

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  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    I think the IT girl at work is really cute...
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    I'm here for cantaloupe pics and pepperoni recipes.
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    I'm here for cantaloupe pics and pepperoni recipes.

    Check your pm😉🤘
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Whenever I watch scary slasher movies and a boob scene comes on I always whisper “don’t look at the boobs”.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    Whenever I watch scary slasher movies and a boob scene comes on I always whisper “don’t look at the boobs”.

    :laugh: No idea why this cracks me up so much.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I only like peaches fresh from the tree.
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I kissed a girl once.

    I didn’t like it.

    You don’t like the taste of cherry chapstick?
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    I've spent my entire life lying about my secrets
  • michaelroode
    michaelroode Posts: 173 Member
    Today is the start of my new life getting out of my comfort zone and going to meet someone tonight for the first time in about 3 years existed and scared out of my mind at the same time
  • clord2
    clord2 Posts: 413 Member
    Nice try FBI
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    Whenever I watch scary slasher movies and a boob scene comes on I always whisper “don’t look at the boobs”.

    To anyone in particular?
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