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LAT1963
LAT1963 Posts: 1,375 Member
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Put butter in a non-stick pan, now can't get the spatula under the eggs to flip them over because they're too slippery and won't stay put when I try to put the spatula under them.
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    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    my wallet’s too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight

    My socks have holes in them from walking on all the diamonds my cats knock on the floor.
  • RAinWA
    RAinWA Posts: 1,980 Member
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    I can't decide whether I should eat the lunch I brought or send out for pizza.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    My roomba won't bring drinks, my phone or my remote to me
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    s131951 wrote: »
    My roomba won't bring drinks, my phone or my remote to me

    we’re working on it
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    My roomba won't bring drinks, my phone or my remote to me

    we’re working on it

    Corporations not having immediate results for my entitled consumerism.
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
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    I have to WAIT for things I order online. :/ Most times days.
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
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    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
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  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    i kinda want to make therapy appt bc haven’t been doin so great but don’t have healthcare coverage for that and it’s legit like $150 an hour twice a week
    lol #firstworldproblems

    that’s really expensive. i didn’t realize. 💔
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
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    melissawill2017 Posts: 1,131 Member
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  • LAT1963
    LAT1963 Posts: 1,375 Member
    edited October 2019
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Grocery delivery brought me really fatty bacon.

    they're all funny (except the one about affording therapy, which is painful), but somehow this one really makes me laugh, possibly because I just tried grocery delivery recently and that's exactly what happened. You guys are all really grokking the kinds of things I meant for this thread, so kudos!

    PS: my goodness the roomba sequence is priceless!
  • LAT1963
    LAT1963 Posts: 1,375 Member
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