First World Problems

LAT1963

a place for mildly annoying or mildly amusing day to day observations about life and it's petty struggles.

Put butter in a non-stick pan, now can't get the spatula under the eggs to flip them over because they're too slippery and won't stay put when I try to put the spatula under them.

cee134

My maid has bad breath.

Diatonic12

Winter came waaay too early.

your_future_ex_wife

my wallet’s too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight

cee134

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

my wallet’s too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight

My socks have holes in them from walking on all the diamonds my cats knock on the floor.

cee134

I only have 3 phones.

RAinWA

I can't decide whether I should eat the lunch I brought or send out for pizza.

s131951

My roomba won't bring drinks, my phone or my remote to me

your_future_ex_wife

s131951 wrote: »

My roomba won't bring drinks, my phone or my remote to me

we’re working on it

s131951

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

s131951 wrote: »

My roomba won't bring drinks, my phone or my remote to me

we’re working on it

Corporations not having immediate results for my entitled consumerism.

mtndewme

I have to WAIT for things I order online. Most times days.

mtndewme

I have to WAIT 15-25 minutes for pizza to be brought to my front door.

mtndewme

I have to WAIT 2-5 minutes in a drive through for my coffee.

s131951

My pizza delivery drone is too noisy and windy.

KosmosKitten

Like... Starbucks totally ran out of PSLs. Super lame.

RastaLousGirl

Deciding on a restaurant to eat at.

your_future_ex_wife

tinkerhellraiser wrote: »

i kinda want to make therapy appt bc haven’t been doin so great but don’t have healthcare coverage for that and it’s legit like $150 an hour twice a week
lol #firstworldproblems

that’s really expensive. i didn’t realize. 💔

CoffeeAndContour

Grocery delivery brought me really fatty bacon.

melissawill2017

I have to wait till Friday for an available massage appointment

LAT1963

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

Grocery delivery brought me really fatty bacon.

they're all funny (except the one about affording therapy, which is painful), but somehow this one really makes me laugh, possibly because I just tried grocery delivery recently and that's exactly what happened. You guys are all really grokking the kinds of things I meant for this thread, so kudos!

PS: my goodness the roomba sequence is priceless!

LAT1963

I have to wash the food processor because it's a mess after grinding up a boneless thin pork chop for the cats.

cee134

As a first world problem I, for some reason, can only hear this song:

The Notorious BIG ft. Ja Rule - Old Thing Back (Matoma Remix)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb3XfrCtjVU&list=RD4pMsOLcdfdE&index=3

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your_future_ex_wife

My totally free fitness app is perpetually glitchy.

Ninkasi

Work wants to send me to Thailand AGAIN. I've already spent like 3 months there, I want to go someplace I haven't been!

LAT1963

Ran out of bacon for breakfast, had to substitute smoked salmon.

4legsRbetterthan2

my nail polish is chipping

4legsRbetterthan2

the water cooler in empty so I have to go downstairs to fill my water bottle at the filtered water fountain

RAinWA

My back is all messed up and I'm paying someone else to walk my dog.

CoffeeAndContour

tinkerhellraiser wrote: »

my grocery delivery gave me a very tiny biscuit tube when i ordered a regular one

I’m loving that nail colour

cwolfman13

I'm going to have to close up the pool in a few weeks for winter.