How Did the Person Above You get FIRED?

slimgirljo15

Sexual harassment of co-workers

phoenixrising5721

Shes jo. There could be a million reasons.

KelleyCakes

He kept stealing co-workers sandwiches out of the break room fridge. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches were his favorite.

bigjuicy1234

Licked the frosting off of every cupcake that had the tiniest imperfection

liftorgohome

Peeing in the boss's coffee.

maarku

Peeing in the water cooler

bigjuicy1234

curling the water jugs at the office instead of working

jjkh5970

Ate too many cupcakes and couldn’t get back in the door of the office

mworeilly

Her balloon animal menagerie was becoming a fire hazard.

isalsayourface123

He answered the phone "pizza time, what'll you have" however he worked for tax attorney office.

s131951

Impromptu salsa wrestling matches.

maarku

Calling competing restaurant chains for takeout at the same time and putting them on speaker phone so all could listen to them try to figure out who called who and what they were going to order.

isalsayourface123

Draws mustaches on his clients at the local barber. The 4 year olds were fans...the others ...not so much

Josh_2099

She was a judge at a competition...she kept judging you after it was over.

liftorgohome

Boinked the boss's daughter on the copy machine and forgot to take the copies.

slimgirljo15

I heard he was fired when he was caught going to the toilet for the 46th time in one day. Tried to fleece the company for thousands for carpal tunnel syndrome in his right wrist

corinasue1143

Kept sticking her tongue out at the boss.

maarku

Bare booty farting on the bosses turkey sandwich

slimgirljo15

maarku wrote: »

Bare booty farting on the bosses turkey sandwich

For instigating this prank

michael1976_ca

she worked at the blood bank. instead of using needles she would cut there tongues with envalope two jobs done at once