How Did the Person Above You get FIRED?

Darren225g

Got caught smuggling office supplies under his beard.

slimgirljo15

Caught mfping instead of working

dallsop417

Going up to every co-worker and licking their face, while meowing.

Kindhearts30

They called in sick to many times

bigjuicy1234

Sleeping at her desk all day

dallsop417

Kept calling in sick but going to the beach instead

mydogisthebestdogever

He was stealing copper pipes from the building

dallsop417

Fencing stolen copper pipes

bigjuicy1234

stealing staplers

neilwij

Got fired for putting alcohol in the water cooler..

dallsop417

Every time he saw a reflective surface he had to look at himself in it and flex his muscles for 10 mins

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solarex1

Stealing everyone's treasured item from on their desks

slimgirljo15

Coming onto the boss

bigjuicy1234

Really riding her employees

PaperDoll_

Got caught in the women's restroom with a Sharpie marker. He was writing his phone number in all the stalls.

Kindhearts30

They didin't show up

FabulousFantasticFifty

Emailed Boss and signed "Sexy Beast"...his wife wasn't too pleased about that! 😬

Kindhearts30

Started randomly licking her coworkers

slimgirljo15

Treason

happimess01

made out with the intern at the christmas party

PaperDoll_

He was the intern...

neilwij

She thought she would spike the water cooler with vodka as an April Fools joke

Kyle_AKA_Moose

Drinking too much from the spiked water cooler and having too much fun!

Kyle_AKA_Moose

She was encouraging us to keep drinking that no one would notice

Lord_Vladimir

He wasn't corrupt enough

Kyle_AKA_Moose

Was a bad influence

slimgirljo15

Stealing office supplies

FabulousFantasticFifty

For not showing for work after becoming a fugitive after Authorities discovered what she had in her basement. 😬

Mommytyme

A thorough background check revealed she had not only lied about ALL of her qualifications, but she also had multiple outstanding felony warrants on her record