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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,589 MFP Moderator
    you to not leave :heartbreak:
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    VicSan29 wrote: »
    A peanut butter pedicure while being massaged with potatoes and lying on a bed of burritos.

    Wait.... is the peanut butter crunchy though?
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    a nap
    a winning lotto ticket
    a pair of sexy shoes that don't hurt my feet after 20 minutes
    a pizza

    a day with absolutely zero worries.....
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    a nap
    a winning lotto ticket
    a pair of sexy shoes that don't hurt my feet after 20 minutes
    a pizza

    a day with absolutely zero worries.....

    As a side note, if you won the lottery, you could pretty much have all those.
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  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    a nap
    a winning lotto ticket
    a pair of sexy shoes that don't hurt my feet after 20 minutes
    a pizza

    a day with absolutely zero worries.....

    As a side note, if you won the lottery, you could pretty much have all those.

    Yeah, for real. So if someone could just give me that ticket.... that would be great. lol


    Although, I am a mom. I don't think I will EVER have a day with zero worries. :D:D
    Unless I am unconscious....?
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited October 2019
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    a spirit quest with talking coyote to set me on right path

    Wile E?
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    a spirit quest with talking coyote to set me on right path

    Did you find your soulmate?
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Unsolicited advice
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Unsolicited advice

    actually what you really need is...
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    edited October 2019
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Unsolicited advice

    I know you didn’t ask me but I’d advise against that
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    a nap
    a winning lotto ticket
    a pair of sexy shoes that don't hurt my feet after 20 minutes
    a pizza

    a day with absolutely zero worries.....

    Have you considered sexy shoes made out of pizza?
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    A person to spoon me and another to feed me Ben and Jerry’s from the tub while the third shows me puppy videos from Instagram
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    a nap
    a winning lotto ticket
    a pair of sexy shoes that don't hurt my feet after 20 minutes
    a pizza

    a day with absolutely zero worries.....

    Have you considered sexy shoes made out of pizza?

    Or a nap that doesn’t hurt your feet?
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Unsolicited advice

    I know you didn’t ask me but I’d advise against that

    Of course you'd say that. Ugh.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Unsolicited advice

    I know you didn’t ask me but I’d advise against that

    Of course you'd say that. Ugh.

    Heheh
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    2 ping pong balls. Some rope. And a carrot.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    a nap
    a winning lotto ticket
    a pair of sexy shoes that don't hurt my feet after 20 minutes
    a pizza

    a day with absolutely zero worries.....

    As a side note, if you won the lottery, you could pretty much have all those.

    Yeah, for real. So if someone could just give me that ticket.... that would be great. lol


    Although, I am a mom. I don't think I will EVER have a day with zero worries. :D:D
    Unless I am unconscious....?

    Yep. We will worry for the rest of our days
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    edited October 2019
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    a nap
    a winning lotto ticket
    a pair of sexy shoes that don't hurt my feet after 20 minutes
    a pizza

    a day with absolutely zero worries.....

    As a side note, if you won the lottery, you could pretty much have all those.

    Yeah, for real. So if someone could just give me that ticket.... that would be great. lol


    Although, I am a mom. I don't think I will EVER have a day with zero worries. :D:D
    Unless I am unconscious....?

    Yep. We will worry for the rest of our days

    I saw a YouTube video about juvenoia (which is the fear that our kids are growing up under worse circumstances than we did and therefore will turn out horribly messed up) (or in other words its the ‘kids these days’ phenomenon that every generation goes through about the subsequent generation) and it really reframed a lot of my mom guilts and worries. I recommend it

    https://youtu.be/LD0x7ho_IYc
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    2 ping pong balls. Some rope. And a carrot.

    Already making a snowman?
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    2 ping pong balls. Some rope. And a carrot.

    I like where this is going
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
    I need to make playlists for my many moods, melancholy, sadness, existential crisis, sexually frustrated, thinking about a ex, anger, manic and good ol' depression session.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    This mug
    d214034jkuro.jpg
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    a nap
    a winning lotto ticket
    a pair of sexy shoes that don't hurt my feet after 20 minutes
    a pizza

    a day with absolutely zero worries.....

    As a side note, if you won the lottery, you could pretty much have all those.

    Yeah, for real. So if someone could just give me that ticket.... that would be great. lol


    Although, I am a mom. I don't think I will EVER have a day with zero worries. :D:D
    Unless I am unconscious....?

    Yep. We will worry for the rest of our days

    I saw a YouTube video about juvenoia (which is the fear that our kids are growing up under worse circumstances than we did and therefore will turn out horribly messed up) (or in other words its the ‘kids these days’ phenomenon that every generation goes through about the subsequent generation) and it really reframed a lot of my mom guilts and worries. I recommend it

    https://youtu.be/LD0x7ho_IYc

    I know for a fact my kids have a better childhood than I did. I’m still gonna worry every time they climb the silo 😂
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    To lose weight
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  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    Alone time.

    With me right?..😁.....right?!.🤔...RIGHT?!!!!😣😢

    😎🤘💋
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    A full body massage from someone I know and trust who won’t try to make it sexual.

    A pedicure

    Something to heal the cracks in my fingertips

    To lose 20 more pounds

    This.....and then.....😉🤘.....no no no....this is a good as is list!🤗💖
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    I need to make sure my kiddo will always be ok...💖
    I need less stress...😣
    Good news Tuesday..🤞.
    A good hair cut like 4 months ago💇‍♀️
    A new pair of "omg I love my butt in these jeans" jeans😍
    A butt I will love in ALL my jeans😒
    A reason to get all dressed up and go out and remember HOW to dress up and wear make up again😉

    Maybe a revised list except for the first 3👌🤔

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