Do not eat avocado toast

RevGym2

Do not jump on this fad. It is not nutritious. Instead, a tablespoon of wheat germ in your water will do the trick.

I’m happy I can provide this useful formation so that you can live a full life.

km8907

I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

caco_ethes

km8907 wrote: »

I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

Are avocados more nutritious that way as well?

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Reckoner68

caco_ethes wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

Are avocados more nutritious that way as well?

Yes, but don't stop at one. Father Nutrition says "Fill 'er up!"

mi_nina_lola

thank you all for providing some much needed humor this morning. i really needed this

km8907

caco_ethes wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

Are avocados more nutritious that way as well?

Everything is if you try hard enough.

s131951

Hip_to_be_square wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

I raise you one and will try avocado toast as a suppository. What else ya got?

Remove the pit first or just go all 'whole food' on it?

km8907

s131951 wrote: »

Hip_to_be_square wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

I raise you one and will try avocado toast as a suppository. What else ya got?

Remove the pit first or just go all 'whole food' on it?

Keep the pit. It'll eventually grow into a new avocado. Viola, saves you a bundle.

caco_ethes

km8907 wrote: »

s131951 wrote: »

Hip_to_be_square wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

I raise you one and will try avocado toast as a suppository. What else ya got?

Remove the pit first or just go all 'whole food' on it?

Keep the pit. It'll eventually grow into a new avocado. Viola, saves you a bundle.

You missed a golden opportunity to say ‘saves you a buttload’

km8907

caco_ethes wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

s131951 wrote: »

Hip_to_be_square wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

I raise you one and will try avocado toast as a suppository. What else ya got?

Remove the pit first or just go all 'whole food' on it?

Keep the pit. It'll eventually grow into a new avocado. Viola, saves you a bundle.

You missed a golden opportunity to say ‘saves you a buttload’

(ಠ_ಠ) ah *kitten*.

nooshi713

I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

😋

km8907

nooshi713 wrote: »

I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

😋

Doctors will be jealous of our avocado money saving system.

Plague_Doktor

nooshi713 wrote: »

I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

😋

If I had a nickel for every time this happened I'd shove that up there too

pizzamyheart

How about giblets?

kindalikevelma

caco_ethes wrote: »

km8907 wrote: »

I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

Are avocados more nutritious that way as well?

Only if inserted whole.

your_future_ex_wife

nooshi713 wrote: »

I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

😋

My mother used to tell stories of her times working ER and the things people inserted. Surprisingly common. I know you know

Reckoner68

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

nooshi713 wrote: »

I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

😋

My mother used to tell stories of her times working ER and the things people inserted. Surprisingly common. I know you know

My buddy was a paramedic for a while and he had some stories, too

km8907

I'm pleased with the direction this thread has taken.

kindalikevelma

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

nooshi713 wrote: »

I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

😋

My mother used to tell stories of her times working ER and the things people inserted. Surprisingly common. I know you know

Yep. Mom was a nurse for 30 years.

LyndaBSS

km8907 wrote: »

I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

Try using avocados as a suppository. I guarantee it will change your life. 👍

RevGym2

I’m disappointed that everyone has turned in my nutritional advise into a means of inserting improper humor. Having items removed from your rectal cavity is a serious matter and should not be joked about

LiftingSpirits

RevGym2 wrote: »

I’m disappointed that everyone has turned in my nutritional advise into a means of inserting improper humor. Having items removed from your rectal cavity is a serious matter and should not be joked about

Did you realize this when they removed that stick? 😉

nooshi713

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

nooshi713 wrote: »

I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

😋

My mother used to tell stories of her times working ER and the things people inserted. Surprisingly common. I know you know

I have stories for days. You make this *kitten* up. Lol

nooshi713

RevGym2 wrote: »

I’m disappointed that everyone has turned in my nutritional advise into a means of inserting improper humor. Having items removed from your rectal cavity is a serious matter and should not be joked about

It can be a serious matter when the patient has to be taken to the OR to have the item removed.

But, when there is a cell phone in there that vibrates, one can’t help but find humor in that.....

Motorsheen

RevGym2 wrote: »

I’m disappointed that everyone has turned in my nutritional advise into a means of inserting improper humor. Having items removed from your rectal cavity is a serious matter and should not be joked about

Rectum ??



Damn Near Killed 'Em !!!

LiftingSpirits

Please forgive me @RevGym2