We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

Do not eat avocado toast

RevGym2
RevGym2 Posts: 252 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Do not jump on this fad. It is not nutritious. Instead, a tablespoon of wheat germ in your water will do the trick.

I’m happy I can provide this useful formation so that you can live a full life.

Replies

  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

    Are avocados more nutritious that way as well?

    Yes, but don't stop at one. Father Nutrition says "Fill 'er up!"
  • mi_nina_lola
    mi_nina_lola Posts: 767 Member
    thank you all for providing some much needed humor this morning. i really needed this <3
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

    Are avocados more nutritious that way as well?

    Everything is if you try hard enough.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Hip_to_be_square wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

    I raise you one and will try avocado toast as a suppository. What else ya got?

    Remove the pit first or just go all 'whole food' on it?
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    Hip_to_be_square wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

    I raise you one and will try avocado toast as a suppository. What else ya got?

    Remove the pit first or just go all 'whole food' on it?

    Keep the pit. It'll eventually grow into a new avocado. Viola, saves you a bundle.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Hip_to_be_square wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

    I raise you one and will try avocado toast as a suppository. What else ya got?

    Remove the pit first or just go all 'whole food' on it?

    Keep the pit. It'll eventually grow into a new avocado. Viola, saves you a bundle.

    You missed a golden opportunity to say ‘saves you a buttload’

    (ಠ_ಠ) ah *kitten*.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

    😋
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

    😋

    Doctors will be jealous of our avocado money saving system.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    How about giblets?
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

    Are avocados more nutritious that way as well?

    Only if inserted whole.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

    😋

    My mother used to tell stories of her times working ER and the things people inserted. Surprisingly common. I know you know
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

    😋

    My mother used to tell stories of her times working ER and the things people inserted. Surprisingly common. I know you know

    My buddy was a paramedic for a while and he had some stories, too
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    I'm pleased with the direction this thread has taken.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

    😋

    My mother used to tell stories of her times working ER and the things people inserted. Surprisingly common. I know you know

    Yep. Mom was a nurse for 30 years.
  • LyndaBSS
    LyndaBSS Posts: 6,964 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    I take my wheat germ as a suppository. Much more nutritious.

    Try using avocados as a suppository. I guarantee it will change your life. 👍
  • RevGym2
    RevGym2 Posts: 252 Member
    I’m disappointed that everyone has turned in my nutritional advise into a means of inserting improper humor. Having items removed from your rectal cavity is a serious matter and should not be joked about

  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    I’m disappointed that everyone has turned in my nutritional advise into a means of inserting improper humor. Having items removed from your rectal cavity is a serious matter and should not be joked about

    Did you realize this when they removed that stick? 😉
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I’m sure some of you may end up in the ER soon....

    😋

    My mother used to tell stories of her times working ER and the things people inserted. Surprisingly common. I know you know

    I have stories for days. You make this *kitten* up. Lol

  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    edited October 2019
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    I’m disappointed that everyone has turned in my nutritional advise into a means of inserting improper humor. Having items removed from your rectal cavity is a serious matter and should not be joked about

    It can be a serious matter when the patient has to be taken to the OR to have the item removed.

    But, when there is a cell phone in there that vibrates, one can’t help but find humor in that.....



  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    I’m disappointed that everyone has turned in my nutritional advise into a means of inserting improper humor. Having items removed from your rectal cavity is a serious matter and should not be joked about

    Rectum ??



    Damn Near Killed 'Em !!!
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    vkrx2mrc8db4.jpg
    Please forgive me @RevGym2
This discussion has been closed.

Categories