Your favorite restaurant features a new server that is made of leeks. What do you do?

s131951

Smell for freshness?
Leave and head for McD's?
Profess that you are O. Van Zweibelkopf and laugh at them?
Ask them to hold a few potatoes in the shower and order the run-off?
Play Dr. Mario?
x?

Versicolour

That's a tough call. You don't want to dehumanize the leek server, but at the same time, you want to be able to taste more than leeks.

I think the solution to every problem, including this one, is pizza

Reckoner68

I'd probably just enjoy my meal--but I'd probably not order the soup.

Motorsheen

I’d call the Police.

Reckoner68

Motorsheen wrote: »

I’d call the Police.

Or the FBI

s131951

Reckoner68 wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

I’d call the Police.

Or the FBI

Special agent S. Kally Ung

LyndaBSS

Cut off his bottom and stir fry his tender parts.