Oddest compliments

jacktherower

I was at the printer collecting and this lady was waiting for her job that was in queue

She says, “You can never be a school teacher”

“Huh?”

“You can never be a school teacher in those pants”

“Why not? I don’t follow”

“They are so tight”

After I left the job, years later I asked her on LinkedIn. She said she was trying to hit on me and it was totally useless on a dork like me because it flew over my head.

So what are your oddest stories?

michael1976_ca

i've been there

there was this older girl i was in group with. we were talking she asked me if i've ever had sex in a water bed. me nope. i didn't pik up that she was hitting on me

jacktherower

michael1976_ca wrote: »

i've been there

there was this older girl i was in group with. we were talking she asked me if i've ever had sex in a water bed. me nope. i didn't pik up that she was hitting on me

Water sports bruh 💦💦