"Gifting" extra weight

neugebauer52

Since "the season to be jolly" is upon us, I am wondering: IF I am with MFP for 621 days and IF I have recorded faithfully all food and beverages ingested, swallowed and absorbed, and IF I was a good boy and walked and did basic exercise every second day or so and recorded that as well, and IF I would step onto the highly sophisticated electronic gym scale today, this morning, and IF this scale would tell me hat over the last 621 days I have lost 48.3 kg - 106 pounds - 7.6 stones, and IF this would be all true, then PLEASE!!! Can anyone tell me whom I "gifted" all that weight to? ANYONE ? Anyone, who opened their post box this morning and received a neat little parcel of fat and whatever - else? Please tell me - what happened to that weight lost? Whom is it hanging out with? Has anyone seen it? The universe must be a funny place...all those massive parcels of unwanted weighty contents just hanging about...
IF - such a small word, but rather powerful I'd say. Merry Christmas to all of you and thank you MFP and all those amazingly supportive members! Now - IF I need to lose another 100 pounds or so, what should I do? Anyone happy to receive a little parcel or two?

amfmmama

Soooooooo thoughtful!!! But, no thank you! But... NICE WORK!

pinuplove

Just don't send it my way

NovusDies

You exhale about 80 percent of your fat weight as CO2 so it would not have gotten far unless it was really windy. Check your house plants and your lawn.

puffbrat

I appreciate the thought, but I prefer fat to be given to me wrapped in cookies.

ellie117

pinuplove wrote: »

Just don't send it my way

10/10 quality response, bravo. Allons-y!

RelCanonical

pinuplove wrote: »

Just don't send it my way

Awwww cute lil clumps of fat.

singingflutelady

I'm 5'8 106 lbs so I'll take 15 lbs please lol

ReenieHJ

I don't like returning gifts but here ya go, you keep it and find another place to donate. Job well done though and loved your fun post!!

lupizzle00

I left that package out for the porch pirates. Jokes on them!

MySlimGoals

I've got a few people on my list I'd like to gift my weight to. Top of the list is a nasty woman at the supermarket who approached me at the self-checkout and said: 'shouldn't you be shopping in the weight watchers section?'

ReenieHJ

MySlimGoals wrote: »

I've got a few people on my list I'd like to gift my weight to. Top of the list is a nasty woman at the supermarket who approached me at the self-checkout and said: 'shouldn't you be shopping in the weight watchers section?'

Rude people $uck!!!

MySlimGoals

HufflepuffGrl9 wrote: »

MySlimGoals wrote: »

I've got a few people on my list I'd like to gift my weight to. Top of the list is a nasty woman at the supermarket who approached me at the self-checkout and said: 'shouldn't you be shopping in the weight watchers section?'

Wowwwwwwww 😳😳😳🤬🤬🤬 Sounds like that lady wants to catch hands. Dang. What the heck did you say in response?!

I was speechless! So I just gave her an unimpressed look and finished my self-checkout and left. Should have told her to go shop in the judgy pants isle.

NovusDies

MySlimGoals wrote: »

HufflepuffGrl9 wrote: »

MySlimGoals wrote: »

I've got a few people on my list I'd like to gift my weight to. Top of the list is a nasty woman at the supermarket who approached me at the self-checkout and said: 'shouldn't you be shopping in the weight watchers section?'

Wowwwwwwww 😳😳😳🤬🤬🤬 Sounds like that lady wants to catch hands. Dang. What the heck did you say in response?!

I was speechless! So I just gave her an unimpressed look and finished my self-checkout and left. Should have told her to go shop in the judgy pants isle.

I have had similar things happen to me over the years. I have had a few moments of quit-witted and biting responses but often I just say something about how rude the person was being and moved on. I never just let it go because I am always afraid the person will do it to someone else who has less armor than I do.