Uncrush.

isalsayourface123
isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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Dear crush,

I can no longer have you taking up _______.
We spent too long ___________.
There were some _______<. And lots of ______. But all _______ things must come to ________. If I learned anything at all it is________. You know who you are if you are ________ this now.

Goodbye my _________ crush




(I'm thinking mad lib. But who cares how you do it. Break up with your crush here)

Replies

  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    dc,

    you're moving too fast
    please pump the brakes on your lamborfeeties
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Dear crush,
    I sent back your Christmas gift.
    Part of me wanted to still give it to you, but my dignity got the better of me.
    P.S. I see you still creeping my snaps.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    DC,
    Twas only for the hot wings. I'm now into steak.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Dear crush,

    I liked the hug. Sorry I coughed in your face. It's just time to move on.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Dear Crush,

    It was over before it started thanks to an early morning fire alarm, that jar of expired mayonnaise and a dumb law from 1837 that nobody remembered until the goldfish died.

    We just can’t fight fate.

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