I WANT TO TRY A WHITE PINEAPPLE (SUGARLOAF PINEAPPLE) FROM KAUAI. THEY'RE SUPPOSEDLY SWEETER THAN YELLOW PINEAPPLES
DIRECTIONS FOR TRYING WHITE PINEAPPLE:
- Get on plane to Oahu
- Upon arrival, fly on small plane to Kauai
- Find a roadside fruit stand or small market
- Buy pineapple (sometimes they will cut it for you)
- Sit on beach and eat pineapple
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DIRECTIONS FOR TRYING WHITE PINEAPPLE:
- Get on plane to Oahu
- Upon arrival, fly on small plane to Kauai
- Find a roadside fruit stand or small market
- Buy pineapple (sometimes they will cut it for you)
- Sit on beach and eat pineapple
NEVER GO BACK.
WHAT COUNTRY ARE WE IN? WHAT PLANET IS THIS? WHERE ARE MY GUMMY BEARS?!?
STOP BEING SO CRUNCHY
I'M NOT!
But apparently the turkey sausage I heated up, has a strong smell that needed to be commented on 4 times.....
IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN THE SAUSAGE YOU HEAT UP EVERY DAMN MORNING, KAREN!!!
I know. This will not happen.