The VERY Serious Thread of SUPER Serious Questions

SwannySez
SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
I am dog *kitten* tired of the *kitten* headed *kitten* waffles who turn every *kitten* thread into a sexfest or a *kitten* jocularity contest.

This is a serious *kitten* thread for serious *kitten* people discussing serious *kitten* topics.

So if you’re one of those pervy weirdos who want to talk about *kitten* size or how many *kitten* you have *kitten* in one night, you can just skip right on by, *kitten*!

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  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    5ixlfpakszk6.gif
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    how come cherry flavor dont taste like cherry

    See? This the exact kinda *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* I was talking about. You just cannot *kitten* help yourself, can you?

    This is SERIOUS!
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Why am I, as a living person, only allowed to decide between scientific donation/cremation/burial for my death? Why am I not allowed to force people to taxidermy me and build a shrine in which I stay on a golden throne for all time in their home? Why am I not allowed to have my skeleton mounted and have a party thrown in which they dress me up?

    I mean, it's my last wish here on Earth.. why is it subject to silly confinement?
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called?

    Carver Cream
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    Why am I, as a living person, only allowed to decide between scientific donation/cremation/burial for my death? Why am I not allowed to force people to taxidermy me and build a shrine in which I stay on a golden throne for all time in their home? Why am I not allowed to have my skeleton mounted and have a party thrown in which they dress me up?

    I mean, it's my last wish here on Earth.. why is it subject to silly confinement?

    Very well. We shall have you...mounted.
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    Why am I, as a living person, only allowed to decide between scientific donation/cremation/burial for my death? Why am I not allowed to force people to taxidermy me and build a shrine in which I stay on a golden throne for all time in their home? Why am I not allowed to have my skeleton mounted and have a party thrown in which they dress me up?

    I mean, it's my last wish here on Earth.. why is it subject to silly confinement?

    You can stuff cats. Just sayin.
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called?

    peanut paste?
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Heeeeyyyy noooowwww!
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    I'm not that pervy :(
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called?

    Carver Cream

    I disagree it would have been called Shelled bean spread
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    edited January 2020
    Here’s something serious, why do people tailgate? You wouldn’t be tailgating if you had allotted enough time for accidents or other mishaps. It’s dangerous not only for the person being tailgated but for others If there’s an accident.

    Also no one has answered why the wood chucks chucks?
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called?

    cream of nut

    🤣 ok, you win.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    mommabear4315 wrote: »
    Here’s something serious, why do people tailgate? You wouldn’t be tailgating if you had allotted enough time for accidents or other mishaps. It’s dangerous not only for the person being tailgated but for others If there’s an accident.

    Also no one has answered why the wood chucks chucks?

    When I read tailgating I was think beers and tents and food and football games.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    mommabear4315 wrote: »
    Here’s something serious, why do people tailgate? You wouldn’t be tailgating if you had allotted enough time for accidents or other mishaps. It’s dangerous not only for the person being tailgated but for others If there’s an accident.

    Also no one has answered why the wood chucks chucks?

    When I read tailgating I was think beers and tents and food and football games.

    me too, so I was really confused at first! I call that "following too closely"
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Heeeeyyyy noooowwww!

    hey now
    Don't dream it's over
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Heeeeyyyy noooowwww!

    hey now
    Don't dream it's over

    Now I'll be falling asleep to this in my head.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Do random acts of kindness really have a motive?
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    Do random acts of kindness really have a motive?

    This doesnt sound pervy enough...could you please reword?
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    What @SwannySez says...goes. Swanny has the answers, answers, answers and knows many things. I'll wait.
  • LiftNRiot
    LiftNRiot Posts: 463 Member
    What is the correct way to measure?
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
     Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
     Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?

    last name
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
     Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?

    last name

    Winner
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I am dog *kitten* tired of the *kitten* headed *kitten* waffles who turn every *kitten* thread into a sexfest or a *kitten* jocularity contest.

    This is a serious *kitten* thread for serious *kitten* people discussing serious *kitten* topics.

    So if you’re one of those pervy weirdos who want to talk about *kitten* size or how many *kitten* you have *kitten* in one night, you can just skip right on by, *kitten*!

    potato.
  • cn0232
    cn0232 Posts: 376 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I am dog *kitten* tired of the *kitten* headed *kitten* waffles who turn every *kitten* thread into a sexfest or a *kitten* jocularity contest.

    This is a serious *kitten* thread for serious *kitten* people discussing serious *kitten* topics.

    So if you’re one of those pervy weirdos who want to talk about *kitten* size or how many *kitten* you have *kitten* in one night, you can just skip right on by, *kitten*!

    potato.

    I was going to say balls but potato is just as suitable.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    No one answered The wood chuck question!!!xszyu9tsi2pb.gif
  • thereshegoesagain
    thereshegoesagain Posts: 1,056 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called?

    Nut cream, but I doubt it would sell well.
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