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    • Posts: 4,590 Member
      Put on eyeglasses. Go to bathroom. Take thyroid med.

      This all happens in a very zombified state. It takes an hour for the thyroid med to work.
    • Posts: 9,563 Member
      Wonder if there is any possible excuse to not get up quite yet.

      Today it was "I unsnoozed my alarm, oops"
    • Posts: 1,767 Member
      Get up, put on sweats and slippers, go to the bathroom to pee, come back to Bedroom and drink 500ml water with my morning pills, pop in my hearing aids, and head upstairs to the kitchen for coffee.
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    • Posts: 172 Member
      vcek wrote: »
      Pea, make bed, log on to mfp!

      OK, how does one pea? <insert mental image of little green balls cascading into the toilet> 🤣

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      Go pee, walk dogs, feed dogs, get ready for work, breakfast and off
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      check how early it is, scream soundlessly into the void, beg for it all to be a dream this time just once please god this time, get up, shower, dress, lil bit of breakfast, head out the door, make my way downtown walking fast faces pass staring blankly ahead making my way through the crowd
    • Posts: 1,635 Member
      I look at my phone first thing and then open my bedroom door to my cats screaming at me and fighting each other. I pee as a cat love bites my shins which is not optimal. Then I go down the stairs and feed. After I and my goblins are fed I get on my phone again until I'm in serious trouble of being late to work. I then peel through the apartment parking lot blasting my music at 5am.
    • Posts: 10,476 Member
      Man, all y'all don't get up at like 3AM to go pee and then go back to sleep?? Clearly, I am doing something wrong. :lol:
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      KosmosKitten wrote: »
      Man, all y'all don't get up at like 3AM to go pee and then go back to sleep?? Clearly, I am doing something wrong. :lol:

      don't have to get up at 3am if you never sleep past 1am to begin with
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    • Posts: 6,285 Member
      Three Ps: open my eyes to Pray, get up to Pee, then go back to bed and Procrastinate
    • Posts: 547 Member
      Roll over and HIT snooze 2 or 3 times or just change the alarm for 5:30 am instead of 4:30
    • Posts: 127 Member
      Groan and wish I could go back to sleep.
    • Posts: 2,859 Member
      Get up, like everyone else go to the bathroom, brush teeth get dressed, feed my ducks and geese, feed cats, walk my dogs, feed dogs, feed myself, go to work
    • Posts: 370 Member
      wiggle my toes
    • Posts: 10,476 Member
      Who am I kidding? I get up at 3 (sometimes), go pee... have three cats pester me for food, promptly ignore them and snuggle under covers and sleep again until around 6ish. Alarm goes off, cats walk all over my boobs, dig and root around under the covers or plaintively mew at me until I finally get up. Then I get "shadowed" until wet food shows up in their bowl. :expressionless:
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    • Posts: 38,332 Member
      This morn.. .yelled at dog to shut up ..
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    • Posts: 2,648 Member
      First thing? Pet my cat, who's normally sleeping right next to me. He's a cutie.
    • Posts: 408 Member
      Open my eyes
    • Posts: 285 Member
      Feed my dog
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