Coronavirus Memes

Lillymoo01 · March 17, 2020 12:18AM

I know that many memes have been posted in the coronavirus prep thread but decided it was time for a thread of just memes. This is a stressful time for us all and it is important to be mindful of our mental health. Sometimes, we just need something to smile at to help us through.

This was posted in the other thread but it is a good start.

[mods removed image - please remember no profanity in images and keep it workplace-friendly]

Lillymoo01 · March 17, 2020 12:21AM

kshama2001 · March 17, 2020 12:37AM

YIPPEE!

kshama2001 · March 17, 2020 12:38AM

kshama2001 · March 17, 2020 12:40AM

Lillymoo01 · March 17, 2020 12:51AM

It’s time for a bit of humour.
I interrupt the COVID-19 pandemic by offering a ‘humor break’. . .

Today I went to COSTCO to buy a bag of food for my dog.

Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.

I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my gaze 🤔🤦🏽‍♂️😳) ... But then why would I be buying dog food, right? 😝😝

So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but with 15 pounds less!

I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your pockets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).

Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.

I answer, of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the *kitten* of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck 😂😂😂

I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack because of laughing too hard!

lx1x · March 17, 2020 12:54AM

Lillymoo01 wrote: »

It’s time for a bit of humour.
I interrupt the COVID-19 pandemic by offering a ‘humor break’. . .

Today I went to COSTCO to buy a bag of food for my dog.

Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.

I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my gaze 🤔🤦🏽‍♂️😳) ... But then why would I be buying dog food, right? 😝😝

So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but with 15 pounds less!

I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your pockets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).

Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.

I answer, of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the *kitten* of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck 😂😂😂

I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack because of laughing too hard!