things men need to get better at

we as men should not stand for tanlines
get your tan on gentlemen. speedos, nude in the backyard, whatever
make sure youre one color
you will look sharp. you owe it to yourself (and the women in your life as well)
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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Heh I'm happy with my color
  • gzus7freek
    gzus7freek Posts: 494 Member
    getting-the-perfect-tan.jpg
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Working out your first two fingers...
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
    hey...im insulted...i rock my farmers tan....well...if by rock we mean disgrace and by farmers tan we mean my pasty whiteness...then i'm awesome!
  • I agree with the first post, and also find that bronzed man to be the funniest thing I've seen all day
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,472 Member
    I agree, naked tanning all the way.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    Mostly, I just want them to stop getting tiny hairs behind the bathroom faucet when they shave. THAT **** IS HARD TO SCOOP OUT!
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    Working out your first two fingers...

    PR achieved. Working to improve...

    ETA: Also...I'm smiling because...I'm not even left-handed.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    And this

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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Mostly, I just want them to stop getting tiny hairs behind the bathroom faucet when they shave. THAT **** IS HARD TO SCOOP OUT!

    It's what I do best though
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    or not...
    Mostly, I just want them to stop getting tiny hairs behind the bathroom faucet when they shave. THAT **** IS HARD TO SCOOP OUT!

    I shave in the shower, so that isn't a problem
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    My wife likes the candy corn, dropped under the couch look, and that's how I'm gonna stay buddy.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    we as men should not stand for tanlines
    get your tan on gentlemen. speedos, nude in the backyard, whatever
    make sure youre one color
    you will look sharp. you owe it to yourself (and the women in your life as well)

    Or, I can just be good at sex and make sure she ends up satisfied. I promise you she won't even notice the fact that my *kitten* is whiter than my chest.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    Working out your first two fingers...
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  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    lobster_shells1.jpg

    ok, now what?
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    And here I thought it was a man-bashing post. LOL
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Working out your first two fingers...
    WKnhUgY.gif

    Whoa there! Now let's not get carried away, here!
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    If my hubby had an all over tan, I could not see him in the dark. His bright white @ss is like a beacon in the darkness.
  • Whiskybelly
    Whiskybelly Posts: 197 Member
    Working out your first two fingers...

    This is where it pays to be a bass player.