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your_pal_crusher

Only dates women named "Robin"

KellyB_TX

Only dates men that have girl names

Egger29

Has Auditioned for Every season of American Idol

KellyB_TX

Pretends he's batman to attract younger females

Egger29

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Pretends he's batman to attract younger females

Is it working?

She has 186 Stuffed Unicorns in her bedroom

RunHardBeStrong

He knows because he has a permanent tree stand outside her window

KellyB_TX

Is his favorite customer

slimgirljo15

Her speaking voice is a cross between mickey mouse and fran Dresher

Thisnameischosen_

She fought a bear for a snickers.

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KellyB_TX

Once tried wearing a Barack Obama mask to get into the white house

RunHardBeStrong

She becomes Danny Devito until someone hands her a snickers

slimgirljo15

Is Obama's love child

Thisnameischosen_

Tried to smile her way into the pentagon. And succeed.

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KellyB_TX

She mistook a turd for s snickers..it was extra nutty

Justpeachy02

Is secretly dating her pool boy

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KellyB_TX

Is my pool boy

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KellyB_TX

Denies we are still married

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KellyB_TX

I won't take the kids bc she won't pay child support

slimgirljo15

Has 4 kids ..kidnapped each one

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novio50

tries to give chewing gum to people with no teeth as an act of kindness

KellyB_TX

He gets lip injections to compete with Kylie Jenner

musclegood_fatbad

Raises baby dragons

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KellyB_TX

Her favorite are the green gummy bears! Just like her favorite man...The Hulk!