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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is the town lush and gets thrown in the tank about every other day!
  • sunny_girl_tls
    sunny_girl_tls Posts: 422 Member
    Sells chocolate bars door to door claiming the proceeds are for her sons basketball team. Instead she uses the proceeds to purchase naval fluff from a black market prison squad.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She bought a truckload of @FabulousFantasticFifty chocolate bars and has to date devoured half the truck load
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    She bought a truckload of @FabulousFantasticFifty chocolate bars and has to date devoured half the truck load

    Learned this directly from the truck driver, who remains bound to whipping-cross in @slimgirljo15 's basement...
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    edited August 2016
    Is the truck driver! He enjoys every moment of his bondage. Being submissive is what tickles his pickle the most!
  • RicReed2014
    RicReed2014 Posts: 330 Member
    Is, as I type this, tickling my pickle.
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    I have to use a magnifying glass and tweezers while "tickling @RicReed2014 pickle"!
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Kept chasing me with a pickle and I told her I only wanted the meat.
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Claimed she was a meat eater and she's really a vegetarian
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Seems to be fascinated with the color red, and the death of Bambi's father (who was some fine eatin' by the way) .
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Always orders the SMALL bottles at parties.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Keeps promising to show me "the dark Knight rising" but he never does
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    edited August 2016
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Keeps promising to show me "the dark Knight rising" but he never does

    Did it with Edward Gaedel. (Saint Louis Cardinals Trivia)
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Thought I was born in the 50's
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Couldn't handle a large caliber weapon
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Said his WEAPON was large but it wasn't :'(
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Told me she couldn't drive stick.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    edited August 2016
    His *man parts*reminded me of a little stick
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Doesn't have a stick..more like a splinter :o
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She was always shifting gears.
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    Realizing no one wanted to shift his gears so he shifted it himself
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    Is a mechanic for NASCAR
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    She's like a race car. She gives rides all day and goes to the pit stop for an oil change!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Knows more about "all day rides" than I can imagine... :blush:
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    Learned from the best at giving rides. Doesn't even charge!
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    Amazing eyes ...she'll break ur heart
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    jgkoutr wrote: »
    Amazing eyes ...she'll break ur heart
    ^^ that is NO lie... (als will break my bank!)


    Is doing well with her extra chromosome, very mainstream

  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    jgkoutr wrote: »
    Amazing eyes ...she'll break ur heart
    ^^ that is NO lie... (als will break my bank!)


    Is doing well with her extra chromosome, very mainstream

    Depends how much you make LOL!

    Tries to be young so he bangs all of his daughters friends and uses lingo like "omg" and "Fleek"

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Owes me $100
  • poscur
    poscur Posts: 74 Member
    Scaled Trump tower and didn't get caught. Is still going. Burned 1089 calories while doing it.

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