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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Spends her nights covering local area animals with glue and birdseeds so that robins have their own "food truck tuesdays".
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  • Damien_K
    Damien_K Posts: 783 Member
    She enjoys stealing food from other people's plates
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    She isnt bothered by the fact.
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  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    Is outside of "no pants" guys window and breathing heavily while filming.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wears dentures
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    Borrows my dentures when she needs to take a picture. She's too cheap to buy her own! I usually let her keep them after borrowing. Don't know where her mouth has been!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She knows where my mouth has been :D
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    That's exactly why I let you keep them!
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    Prank called herself, but then got scared and hung up before she could answer.
  • KingLarry99
    KingLarry99 Posts: 423 Member
    Has "Your Name" tattooed on his butt...
  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    Is actually Larry King.. in disguise.
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    Santa's 2nd time list checker.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Doubles as Mrs Claus at the store at Christmas ..
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Doubles as Mrs Claus at the store at Christmas ..

    *pokes man-boobs. sigh... One day I'll be an elf.

    Freed Willy...the groundskeeper from the Simpsons.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Really loves his moobs ..goes to the store in the hopes of finding someone to breast feed :D
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    she's the lady who fits him for a bra at walmart...(she knows she doesn't have to but free feels are free feels)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Doesnt smile cause he has no teeth ..can't bite but gives a really mean suck
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Feels it nessary to throw pickles at old women at church.
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    He read that the other guy wasnt wearing pants and thought it was a good idea for No Pants Tuesday and just took his off
    Look at you day dreaming...
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Feels it's necessary to show his pickle to old women at church.
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    Sliced the pickles at church for the potluck.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has a harem ..36 wives
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    Is one of said wives!
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Wishes she could be one of his wives.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    edited August 2016
    Wishes he could be my husband ;)
  • KellyB_TX
    KellyB_TX Posts: 446 Member
    Made his own "press badge" to get into the Playboy Mansion to sneak pics of the playmates.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Was surprised I showed up with a camera the day she was posing.

    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Wishes he could be my husband ;)
    Trying so hard...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited August 2016
    Is marrying in a ceremony on saturday ..wife is not yet determined ..he said he's going to marry himself if nobody shows up

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