Post a lie about the person above

KellyB_TX

Has an app for that

VanishingNachos

is not really from TX

KellyB_TX

Doesn't realize he's like the 20th person to say that on this thread

VanishingNachos

KellyGirl_TX wrote: »

Doesn't realize he's like the 20th person to say that on this thread

lol -

Gimsteinn

She doesn't wear makeup.. she just "woke up like this"

KellyB_TX

Too ratchet to be quoting Beyoncé

VanishingNachos

likes fried peanut butter and banana sandwitches~

KellyB_TX

Says it like its a bad thing

amymurray12282

Secretly hates fried PB&B sandwiches...only says she likes them to "fit in"

amzblitz

Doesn't work in an office

KellyB_TX

Learns how to count by counting his abs

VanishingNachos

never learned to count, cause beauty queens dont need no smarts

KellyB_TX

Vanishing Nachos leads to his alter ego Appearing Sharts

amzblitz

Ain't from Texas

Unknown

This content has been removed.

Gimsteinn

He's Icelandic, actually we're twins... can't you guys tell?

VanishingNachos

defies gravity~

Unknown

This content has been removed.

VanishingNachos

wants to be a dragon rider but is afraid of heights

KellyB_TX

Thinks he's the next Houdini with his vanishing nachos act

rebel_26

Wishes to have some of those reconstituted nacho when you're done digesting them.

chapiano

she's ugly

Gimsteinn

He has very bad eyesight. @rebel_26 is a lovely lady!!

VanishingNachos

is really a 13 yo boy from WisCanson~

rebel_26

HeyaBerg wrote: »

He has very bad eyesight. @rebel_26 is a lovely lady!!

lmao why thank ya kind miss

KellyB_TX

Only shows the dominant bicep in pics.

Sugarmuse

She's working on how to convert a bicycle pump to help him 'fix' that issue. Patents are pending.

KellyB_TX

The type that gets hit on at ComicCon

Sugarmuse

She makes me dress up as a Pokemon GO figure when I attend.

amymurray12282

Always leaves one rep undone, just so she can say she killed a kitten.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/33/fa/03/33fa0364beff0444549899ffe678b577.jpg