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novio50

is paid to turn one last "trick" on old men before they die in exchange for usage of the senior citizen's kitchen.

Crissypanda

pretends to be old to get the trick

novio50

teaches the class on how to turn the best "trick"

BoxerBrawler

Runs a workshop on "how to turn the best trick"

Chrisjuvers

Uses @novio50 to demonstrate on at the workshop

Verchild

Has experience with both tricks and running a workshop.

RunHardBeStrong

Tricks me into sending him naughty pictures

amymurray12282

Has a cache of naughty pictures to send

RunHardBeStrong

wishes she could see them

Chrisjuvers

Is trying to fill her spank bank with pics

Timshel_

Actually is using her feet to write on a chalkboard.

amymurray12282

His glasses are actually X-ray specs.

Chrisjuvers

Is actually confused that the picture is a headboard

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Timshel_

Hates bright colors.

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KellyB_TX

Loves to share her lip products and spread her herpes to everyone that uses them.

rebel_26

Is secretly my love slave . I have her chained up in my basement and I allow her only to come on mfp to wind people up...oops no longer a secret

candiinprogress

Breeds greyhounds. He names them all Pookie after his long lost teddy bear. They don't fill the hole in his soul though.

your_pal_crusher

is a part-time sex therapist

candiinprogress

Needs sex therapy

novio50

Does naked cartwheels in front of crowded Sonic during happy hour and waits for the crowd to laugh...they always do.

Bonny132

Has a pork scratchings addiction. Stacks packs everywhere out of fear of running out.

amybluefish

Went to a Rolling Stones concert, got on stage and kissed Mick Jagger.

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Bonny132

Hates fish

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Bonny132

Is a real life vegetarian mermaid.

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amymurray12282

Doesn't like mermaids, cannibal or not.