Post a lie about the person above

mariawilliamsme

it's a lie nothing too serious

ThePlight

Has a flubber bodysuit in closet

DudeistPriest

secretly wishes to be Morticia Addams

ThePlight

Wishes he had the body and head of his caricature :P

Muldactus

Worships Cruella DeVille as a role model

Groovyca2022

Fake sick to get out of work! :-)

Muldactus

Has a mad crush on me and won't stop stalking me on the boards.

(and a temp of 101 isn't faking it. )

latenitelucy

Is scared of plastic and the letter Q

FredSetToGetFit

Doesn't have a confusing profile pic. Which one are you?

charliex2202

@fred...he does not have an interesting profile pic..... im lying of course, that is so cool,!

kddham

She is still not in my friend list

TamTastic

He juggles chickens while humming the theme song to Raiders of the Lost Ark.

charliex2202

her hair is really multi coloured

FredSetToGetFit

@fred...he does not have an interesting profile pic..... im lying of course, that is so cool,!

Thanks. Addicted to Photophunia I guess.

sassypants0923

He's LDS and doesn't believe in drinking coffee.

Monster008

I'd turn her down.

Muldactus

Dresses in drag and dances the hula on friday nights.

ThePlight

Owns over 50% of the state of Texas.

sassypants0923

HATES Cats and Bananas!

cmira5ol

Cheats on her food diary

ThePlight

Beat up Willy Wonka for not releasing enough pink sweets last year.

brandierich

stole the puppies from the pet store

Muldactus

Ownes the other 50% of the state of Texas

brandierich

owns a blow-up doll named Stacey which he cuddles at night while sucking his thumb.

Muldactus

Wait! Stacey doesn't have thumbs!

Oh...



Lie: She's a model for a blow-up doll company based in Acme New Mexico. (sorry, couldn't resist!)

tonybalony01

Was once arrested for operating a meth lab out of his Ford Pinto but was never brought to trial because the car blew up when somebody rear ended it at a stop light while it was being towed to the impound lot, destroying all the evidence.

Timshel_

Set the record for the most Betty Crocker aprons owned.

ThePlight

Burnt a house down and called it self defense.

Timshel_

In the elevator, yeah....it was her.

ThePlight

In the elevator, yeah....it was her.

Not a lie, and I say excuse me. Perfect trick for clearing an elevator and having it to yourself :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Went ice fishing and caught a shark.