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novio50

is afraid of the evil monkey watching him, so he pees sitting down

Timshel_

Has the most awesome pube shavings stick-on beard evah.

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ClubSilencio

She googled "Matt Lauer shirtless" earlier today

slimgirljo15

ClubSilencio wrote: »

She googled "Matt Lauer shirtless" earlier today

So did he

FabulousFantasticFifty

She and Club Silencio meet every Thursday for illicit activities

slimgirljo15

Joins us for illicit activities

RunHardBeStrong

exploits them both for money by threatening to youtube said illicit activities

rebel_26

Doesn't even know what illicit means but wanted to say it to look "cool"

slimgirljo15

Is very flexible ..licks custard off his own toes

RunHardBeStrong

She puts custard on his toes while he sleeps just watch him lick it off when he wakes up

RunHardBeStrong

has the whole collection proudly displayed on his shelf

slimgirljo15

Farts pink rainbows

RunHardBeStrong

poops sprinkles

khd75

She looks friendly

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khd75

She can lift me

khd75

Trump campaign manager in his state

slimgirljo15

Was mary macfee before the sex change

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slimgirljo15

She sneaks in and collects all the nude pics I left ..saves them in a special folder "wank bank"

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khd75

She is playboy's art director

novio50

can dunk on Carmello Anthony

trailrunner81

founder of "dollar shave club"

Verchild

Is consistently looking over his shoulder because "they" are coming for him. Also, wears a tinfoil cup for "protection from them".

ClubSilencio

owns a bowling shirt with flamingos on the back

RunHardBeStrong

Doesn't own any shirts

Bonny132

Is a naturist

3M_TA3

Is trying to grow into her pants...