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novio50

goes to different libraries with cymbals and crashes them until he gets kicked out....

slimgirljo15

Is my dad ...

RunHardBeStrong

Calls everyone daddy

slimgirljo15

Makes me call her mommy and wants to breast feed me

KrazyLeeLee

<---Is her real Dad

RunHardBeStrong

Says I produce the best milk around

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novio50

sells tuna sandwiches on street corners to raise money for people who've abandoned their caskets

slimgirljo15

Buys 6 tuna sandwiches from LL5 daily

novio50

loves the scent of fresh tuna, it's reminiscent of her own smell...except not as strong

MsMarvel23

wonders why a pack of flies follows him around everywhere .......

KrazyLeeLee

Lurks in the stall of the mens room trying to catch a peek

MsMarvel23

never takes off his big brother's sunglasses

JJ0798

Use to be known as Capt

miissalexandria

Has lasers eyes, like Cyclops, which is why he has those super reflective glasses on.

KrazyLeeLee

Is going to be the next Vana White on wheel of fortune

JJ0798

Doesn't think miissalexand is gorgeous

novio50

goes to the gum to rub people's "guns" and "buns". It's motivation to "help him reach his goal"....

Timshel_

Likes big manly bear hugs and complimentary reach-arounds.

novio50

doesn't show his face because he uses it for adult pleasure...for a nominal fee

miissalexandria

wrestles alligators for a living

miissalexandria

makes alligator stew from the alligators he wrestles

KrazyLeeLee

Uses her mind power to rob banks

miissalexandria

spent 10 yrs in the marines

KrazyLeeLee

Owns a Yacht

Timshel_

Keeps telling girls, "no really, these are natural big blue eyes".

ulcaster555

actually has a head

miissalexandria

Has fantastic hair!

miissalexandria

epr3996 wrote: »

Has 9 children all 10 months apart!

I'd die.

novio50

is still trying to get that log out of his butt