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MJFSH

He has learned all his freaky moves by camping outside her window

RJ0274

Thinks catsup is made from cats

khd75

He farm cats

Linlou125

He's the crazy cat man

BeardedCowboyWarrior

Touched my danger zone.

BeardedCowboyWarrior

RJ0274 wrote: »

Thinks catsup is made from cats

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!! Its not! MF SOB MFERS!

mrwineismybf

Luvs dogs more than cats

khd75

She out spend on her dog than the hubby. I hope thats a lie

mrwineismybf

Lol thinks every girl he meets has a hubby or dog or both

pbandwine

has never actually had any wine

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khd75

She transforms as soon as moonlight hits her

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khd75

She was the first girl I had crush on... and I found her here finally

slimgirljo15

Says a frog a day keeps the dr away ..blends it up with her protein shake

taco_inspector

Recently released me from her cellar

slimgirljo15

I don't and want to marry @standenvernet

khd75

He thinks he's released... His ankle will beep if he goes 1 mile away

MJFSH

He wishes he was the one imprisoned by her

KrazyLeeLee

Goes to the womens prison for conjugal visits

MJFSH

Wears a tutu to his dance class every other day

khd75

What the heck... Tutu isn't going away anytime soon I guess

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KrazyLeeLee

Sniffs glue everyday

khd75

Provides High potency glue to High school kids

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is the Teacher who pays the kids to hook him up!

khd75

She is the principle of the school setting up a new culture

MJFSH

He wears tutu to his dolls' tea party

khd75

She begs me to send her the original tutu that belonged to Egyptian queen ( Katina whatever, I forgot the name)

MJFSH

He likes to pretend MFP men and women are begging him for tutu dance lessons