Post a lie about the person above

richh963

dumpster dives for meals

michael1976_ca

is my next door neigbour

MsJennyffer

name is tim

ThePlight

Collects empty bubblegum wrappers and uses them as table toppers

actingnurse1

Has a penis. And it's huge.

leebesstoad

His life is so boring, the NSA doesn't even bother to listen to his phone calls.

TheLadyBane

Used to work Secret Service. Keeps his ear piece on his key chain as a good luck charm.

MsJennyffer

Is a vampire

Rompers616

Dresses Goth at night

TheLadyBane

Trained with Mossad for six years. Weapons and hand-to-hand combat expert.

ThePlight

Makes pube cakes and hands them out to enemies

MysteriousMerlin

I've heard she likes to milk cats.

Rompers616

Dreams of the day when Pokemon are real.

DJMIKEY1

Does know, but works for Google and sells search clicks.

Jenni129

^^ has excessive gas

ThePlight

Has red hair

Groovyca2022

know a 100 ways to kill with a pencil

herblackwings39

truly dislikes words ending in r.

ThePlight

Prefers to shower with clothes on because fears that elves will steal their clothes

emaren

Has an underwear fetish and owns over 600 bra's that are arranged in alphabetic order - she names them....

crissy_percival

is pinocho

ThePlight

Has Santa trapped in the basement

crissy_percival

how did you know

turns into shrek at midnight

DudeistPriest

collects celebrity navel lint, sorts it by flavour....

ThePlight

Knows how to fly a spaceship and will lead the Mars colonization

Groovyca2022

lives a life of adventure and danger

Erin_goBrahScience

is a control freak

Flex382

is not a sign

Salty_Sauce

Has never been to a gym in his entire life

Erin_goBrahScience

is actually 100 years old