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alexisslolypop

mjaykup wrote: »

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alexisslolypop wrote: »

He is actually Darth Vader and for Xmas he breaks into houses and steals presents

I feel like....you meant to say Grinch but Darth Vader was the only bad guy you could think of at that moment

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VanishingNachos

is a pole dancer at the local club to raise funds for the girl scouts

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SugarBabyGirl

Only does cardio

FabulousFantasticFifty

Believes that exercise makes your brain shrink

VanishingNachos

doesnt even own a hammer

FabulousFantasticFifty

Has never used a tool in his life! Not even his own!

synchkat

Ask her about her special use for a hammer. she likes to brag about it

novio50

she likes to use dirty tools...it makes her feel manly....

888Butterfly888

He never wears pink.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Lives in that canoe/kayak/ boat

888Butterfly888

Has never ridden a boat.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Only owns rainbow underwear

alexisslolypop

Only cares about undies

alexisslolypop

Wears leopard boxers

novio50

collects toe nails from construction workers

alexisslolypop

Cleans floors by licking them

novio50

collects barbershop hair to use for toilet paper...

alexisslolypop

Drinks water out of toilet

alexisslolypop

Has a mean crush on novio50

ClubSilencio

is currently posting on MFP from a fishing boat

jp4ap

Waxes his belly button hair

novio50

keeps getting a chest cold every time he takes his shirt off.

jp4ap

Once shaved his beard to lose 73 lbs

alexisslolypop

Hits on attractive boys and buys them coffee

alexisslolypop

Wears visible braces that give him superpowers

jp4ap

Once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

VanishingNachos

his idea of fun is noodling for catfish, but not using his feets

alexisslolypop

He is actually a catfish and he's looking to fish for some hot babes to give him their fortune, so he can buy nachos for life!