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Doesn't know how to ride a bike but had to wear helmets because he's quite clumsy!0
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Is a model for a leg fetish website.0
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Has a Lance Armstrong poster above his bed0
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He's been trying to steal from synchkats mantle jar, hoping that he can make a potion with the Armstrong ingredients that will give him SUPER POWERS!!!!0
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is still trying to figure out why wiping her cheeks sideways isn't working....0
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Dips his beard in cherry kool-aid twice a day, to keep it vibrant and cheerful. Otherwise, he's one grumpy gus. Always complaining about the way I wipe, too.0
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Tells people she is a stripper because everyone has such a low opinion of lawyers1
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Sued me for doing a striptease in court when I was supposed to be representing him on his dog custody battle.0
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Lives in a crannog0
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He has a crush on Mr. Bean
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super ugly ;D0
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Isnt really jaded at all.0
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Knows moonwalk!
MJ!!!
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He is "the man" in the mirror! 0
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He is stalking me on Snap 0
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He even sent me his gmail so I can forward first thing...0
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He still uses Internet Explorer...come on you asked for my gmail0
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Don't be a catfish!!!0
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uses her picture to raise awareness of senior predators1
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Has a fake beard to fit in0
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Fakes a bored look in her avatar so as not to appear too eager0
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pushes people in wheel chairs down hill, lets go, and waves as they accelerate down the hill1
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Secret playboy, aspires to be Hugh Hefner0
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Left his underwear at my place0
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has a growing collection of men's underwear0
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he sells his used underwear to homeless people in exchange for being pushed around in their grocery cart1
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He goes to an old people's home on Fridays nights as a butler in the buff0
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Attends sexy Sundays at the senior centres0
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On our first date, he took me to the old folks home for Friday butler in the buff, and then for our second date, we had to go back for Sexy Sundays. I thought I was getting a sundae, but no, it was Pottsey handing out heart attacks to the seniors. If we don't go somewhere "younger" for the the third date, he's OUT!1
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She's actually had 4 dates with @epr3996 but it was Wednesday wine day and she doesn't remember it0
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