Post a lie about the person above

nino07110922

Secretly wishes she could see the three nipples

chubaway

He is Tony Shalhoub's big brother

hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze

He's hideous.

43932452

Leaves Hoiday ornaments all over the outside of her house all year long!!

CosmK

has no torso...

chubaway

Goes to the tanning salon twice a week.

nino07110922

Was picked for the cover of Esquire magazine

TeamDale

got arrested for rape

chubaway

@ Nino - Was on the last cover of Vogue Magazine.

@ Team Dale - Wears spandex underwear

sunman00

is Tom Cruise's stunt double

bellaamor30

Is a secret agent

nino07110922

steals the salt and pepper shakers at all the restaurants she goes to

NinjadURbacon

is a virgin

chubaway

His boyfriend calls him "Sparky"

nino07110922

I am so! Just ask my five kids!!!


Got in trouble for frisking a TSA person at the airport

jenjencin78

stole my favorite bra...i want it back dammit

Lovesthings

loves to lick batteries

nino07110922

@jenjen - Wait! I stole... I mean... a random TSA agent stole your bra... so you frisked him????

jenjencin78

loves to lick batteries

this made me laugh so hard-used to do this as a kid

NinjadURbacon

drinks coke and eats pop rocks

bellaamor30

Really drives a minivan

chubaway

entices little kids with candy

bellaamor30

Travels with the circus

nino07110922

...provides the candy that bellaamor uses to entice kids with

bellaamor30

Wears padded underwear to make his but look good :-)

Just_Scott

Believes Al Gore really invented the internet

nino07110922

Wears a too-small Speedo to children's pool parties.

ajaxe432

Drives a prius:)

nino07110922

Is the nation's Top Prius seller

Pinkee33

Is really a blonde :bigsmile: