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Bonny132

Never drinks water, only black coffee and wine.

paultireland

Wedding crasher

FabulousFantasticFifty

He knows this because she crashed every one of his 14 Weddings

slimgirljo15

She attended every wedding and slept with the best man

NewlifeinNW

She is the most feared bridesmaid at weddings. During the garter throw, she has been personally responsible for 12 hospital admissions of fellow bridesmaids.

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striderb

Has a Phd in minionology.

subcounter

Started the trend known as "Movember".

NewlifeinNW

Has his own personal room at the Japanese bath house.

slimgirljo15

Has 8 toes on each foot ..

Lil_Lanie

is boring as hell

NewlifeinNW

Spent two nights with Kip Winger in the late 80s

Lil_Lanie

How did you know? LOL

spends his weekends listening to k-pop

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NewlifeinNW

She has a tick on her leg thats been there for 4 months. She even sleeps on her side to avoid accidentally crushing Charlie.

Bonny132

Is considering marrying his dog Joey to get the extra income as the main carer in the family.

slimgirljo15

Is mother to 3 little ducklings ..they follow her everywhere

vaccal

Her name is Roberta

vaccal

Knows how to use an umbrella... too well

slimgirljo15

Works in his sausage factory

vaccal

Thinks the sausage is too spicy

slimgirljo15

Has eating sausage on his mind

slimgirljo15

Is picturing a sausage in my bun right now


Funny enough ..will be my dinner tonight

vaccal

Prefers Lunchables Hotdogs to Sausages

FabulousFantasticFifty

Loves them Vienna Sausages

vaccal

Does not enjoy when you bite into the sausage and the steam and water and oil squeeze out at a high velocity

Tigg_er

She has virgin eyes

slimgirljo15

He's a virgin

Tigg_er

Oh I want to kiss you

slimgirljo15

Tigg_er wrote: »

Oh I want to kiss you

Does this mean you don't want to

Works as a topless waiter