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mellecita

@happimess1 is the real pogo stick

suzreen

She has a danced named after her that they do at Mexican weddings -- yep, it's called the mellecita.

ClubSilencio

She sashays across picket lines.

MJFSH

Was 400lbs

mellecita

Those shorts didn't come with holes in them. Her muscles just ripped the fabric.

slimgirljo15

Can't drive a car

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is really from Arkansas

Lioness_1978

She sticks her tongue at the priest in confession

domeofstars

Has been to Rome and touched the Pope

FabulousFantasticFifty

She poses as a Priest just to be near Slim's tongue

Lioness_1978

She was on last seasons Dancing with the Stars

domeofstars

Has been to New Zealand

FabulousFantasticFifty

I wish!!!

Have you?

Lioness_1978

Nope

She's been to the Amazon and met Tarzan

domeofstars

Is a member of a circus.

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

I wish!!!

Have you?

Yes I have but I live in Australia. New Zealand is very close.

slimgirljo15

She not aussie

NewlifeinNW

Has a blacksmith on staff at her home. Hes very good at forging chains and shackles

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NewlifeinNW

Has nearly cornered the market on butt paste

slimgirljo15

Sings Barbara Streisand songs when he showers

NewlifeinNW

She knows exactly where Kevin is

slimgirljo15

He is Kevin

FabulousFantasticFifty

She liked using that butt paste for a facial mask. She claims it works great on fine lines and puffiness

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let_me_clip_dirty_wings

She lives life by 2 mantras:
1. What would Punky Brewster do?
2. What would Vicki from Small Wonder do?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Those are his two biggest crushes

slimgirljo15

She is the real Punky Brewster all grown up

FabulousFantasticFifty

And she's Blossom

NewlifeinNW

Has her own catchphrase "I could dance to that!" . Says it as much as possible.