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shortgirlsneedlovetoo

He's not funny at all

chrismarie1119

She stole my High School Boyfriend

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RunHardBeStrong

He said he'd never let go, then I froze and drown.

mrwineismybf

subcounter wrote: »

His whole workout consists of this:



In his defense, he has very nimble ankles.

Omg ..I seriously can't lmao

kangakev

Is a champion rodeo rider

shortgirlsneedlovetoo

Is the Rodeo clown

kangakev

Found the cure for dementia....but forgot where she left it

slimgirljo15

Real name ..Nancy Thomas old world movie star

mrarmaan

She is a pilot of boing ferrari

shortgirlsneedlovetoo

He's a millionaire

FabulousFantasticFifty

She's a Gold Digger

dpwellman

Has a 38 ft wingspan

mrarmaan

shortgirlsneedlovetoo wrote: »

He's a millionaire

Haha

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is a messy dresser

slimgirljo15

She has permanent lip pucker from eating sour gummy bears

mrarmaan

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

She has permanent lip pucker from eating sour gummy bears

Awww i cant lie about u

FabulousFantasticFifty

He just lied

mrarmaan

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

He just lied

HahA

RunHardBeStrong

His previous name was mrslegiirl

LVNF04

She does a ventriloquism act with a cat where the cat does all the talking, and she moves her lips and purrs.

FatOldManMN

Knitso collector

slimgirljo15

Is my SO

FatOldManMN

Is following me around MFP

LVNF04

Is in a exclusive mustache club with Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds.

shortgirlsneedlovetoo

Is in a boy band

iTim__

Is actually Ryan Reynolds sign disguise.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is an Android with liquid Metal for blood

FabulousFantasticFifty

She's Hungarian and Swedish with a hint of Norwegian

BreezyPeezy5

With legs that perfect, she's actually a mannequin