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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    When he says that he really means that he's into Albinos! ;)
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He works on high rise buildings washing windows
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was tragically born with no nipples ^^ they are pasties
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's lying! Poor Guy ended up that way after one night with her!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    thnx Fab. She is a plastic surgeon.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I tweak his nipples every morning. .and he likes it :D
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
    She once slept with a roadie for Hendrix at Woodstock and has a lovechild named Moon Rider that is estranged from her
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She's a breast implant tester
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
    He wears nipple muffs as he "chafes"
  • laurenlmt
    laurenlmt Posts: 141 Member
    he has a stash of boudoir pictures of himself in his closet
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
    SHe once posed nude for a Groupon drin and draw night but they never asked her to take off her clothes
  • laurenlmt
    laurenlmt Posts: 141 Member
    ouch! He tells his friends that he's waiting for mrs. right however he has been on match.com for 3 years and never got 1 e-mail
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
    laurenlmt wrote: »
    ouch! He tells his friends that he's waiting for mrs. right however he has been on match.com for 3 years and never got 1 e-mail

    Not true. I did get that ONE e-mail. But it was from my mom
  • laurenlmt
    laurenlmt Posts: 141 Member
    Family only counts in West Virginia (no offence WV people)
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
    She fought in the Cola Wars and suffers PTSD every time she has a root beer
  • laurenlmt
    laurenlmt Posts: 141 Member
    My therapist makes me open a root beer every session and I still hide. He likes to do magic and preforms for squirrels in the park.
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
    She once got so tired of pigeons pooping on her car she spiked three loaves of bread with rat poison, fed them, and resolved the problem
  • laurenlmt
    laurenlmt Posts: 141 Member
    LOL :D He tried out to be a baton twirler for the school marching band
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She works at The TT Twister every other Thursday for extra cash
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She the owner of said ttwister
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Rides to work on a bicycle with pink tassles and a basket
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Got a cavity search the last time he went to the airport and liked it
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was my coworker ..for tips he flash his underwear..would often go commando though
  • laurenlmt
    laurenlmt Posts: 141 Member
    Is a wanna be Cleveland Indians fan... he has chief wahoo decals on his walls.
  • laurenlmt
    laurenlmt Posts: 141 Member
    sorry my computer is slow I guess she yells at squirrels when she drives
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
    Thought HPV were the letters receding a ship's title like HMS
  • laurenlmt
    laurenlmt Posts: 141 Member
    eats his buggers while reading sports illustrated
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Drinks milkshakes by snorting it up her nose
  • laurenlmt
    laurenlmt Posts: 141 Member
    pretends she needs glasses so people will believe she is sophisticated
  • laurenlmt
    laurenlmt Posts: 141 Member
    started eating grass clippings because he was told it would help him grow hair on his head

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