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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Uber driver
  • Thehardmakesitworthit
    Thehardmakesitworthit Posts: 838 Member
    talks so much shizza she has to wear those boots to wade through....
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    She never smiles :)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She's not a very sweet lady :)
  • pigheaded
    pigheaded Posts: 3,083 Member
    A shy Norwegian boat Captain that spends all his time fishing and drinking.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Well, about him -- a couple of things. One, he's never been able to sleep inside the house -- he only likes to sleep in a field of long grass, which he has meticulously trampled a bed in, just so. Also, when he drinks alone -- he prefers to be by himself. Very strange...
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    She sleeps in the hayloft in our barn
  • pigheaded
    pigheaded Posts: 3,083 Member
    edited September 2017
    She is 4,3", has a smiley face tattoo across her back...is a habitual big toe sucker....makes her a hit at parties.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Makes a very special Christmas drink for friends & family -- PIGGNOGG!
  • pigheaded
    pigheaded Posts: 3,083 Member
    Wears a bacon skirt on those "good" dates
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    I can see the future -- he will earn millions of dollars from an invention that allows drivers to administer electric shocks to tailgaters. I'm putting in my order now...
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Dose the Haka in her neighbours driveway every morning
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    Writes mfp poetry for all the ladies
  • KateGymBunny
    KateGymBunny Posts: 52 Member
    Is really a man
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    Hes still there...buffet style ...letting food settle for round 765
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    finny11122 wrote: »
    Dose the Haka in her neighbours driveway every morning

    Oh, how I wish this one wasn't a lie!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Hes still there...buffet style ...letting food settle for round 765

    She never buys toilet paper or soap, just steals it from public restrooms.
  • pigheaded
    pigheaded Posts: 3,083 Member
    Has a lama fettish and will often spit on people for no apparent reason
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Also has a fetish but it has to do with a rolling pin, mushroom , 2 snails and some rope
  • pigheaded
    pigheaded Posts: 3,083 Member
    Has several tongue prosthetics. Several forked and one fuzzy. It tickles!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a stripper, performs at hens nights. His stage name ..is The Porkinator..
  • pigheaded
    pigheaded Posts: 3,083 Member
    Hey! That's our private nickname, squeeze-box!

    Makes self-help YouTube videos on how to braid backhair.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He's extremely cocky! Sometimes people just have to say to him: Mr. Pigstuff -- who do you think you are?
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    She has a secret massage parlor she uses for spending money and paying her college loans back with
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He goes all over town pretending to put money in tip jars, but actually taking some out. He's using the money to finance his basket weaving apprenticeship with one of the great masters.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    In actuality, I'm replacing the Fun Factory tokes she's been swapping out for quarters
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Every year on the first day of spring, he dresses in a tutu and takes his faithful hound dog out to parade the neighborhood tossing tulips to one and all.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    She a geneticist working on creating the perfect man and woman for her Garden of Suzreen
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He is the perfect man Suzreen engineered

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