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She hid fish under my mattress lol1
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Has a fetish for me0
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Likes when i lick her smelly toes0
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She makes pet food and has dinner parties where unsuspecting guests sample it as appetizers0
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she was one of the guests who came back many times0
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has never shoplifted. ;p0
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He works in an adult book store that doesn't sell books0
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He pees in the kids pool when he goes in it with his grandkids.0
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He started a home surveillance company so he could install shower cam's in everyone's master bath shower he now has 1,682 customers and a lot of monitors in his Den!He started a home surveillance company so he could install shower cam's in everyone's master bath shower he now has 1,682 customers and a lot of monitors in his Den!
Thats actually true, but they're for all the MFP cuties only!0 -
He wears 2 left shoes0
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Stalks me0
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I slept with her one night when we were drunk. The best time of her life!0
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He's a peeping tom0
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She knows cause he peeps on her0
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Holds binoculars for linlou0
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classically trained in ballet.0
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Steels my tutu0
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Wears tighty whightys0
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He is in love with me0
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she's in love with him0
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AliNouveau wrote: »she's in love with him
Her legs don't bring all the boys to the yard.0 -
Well it does have three colors in it...
He taught the guy he's next to how to play baseball0 -
He said my red hair was just too much0
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He forgot to ask me to marry him0
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He was once the brides maid in a wedding0
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He just couldn't handle it when I said No!0
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Dreams of me0
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He wouldnt give me the time of day0
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