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Rectum? Sure did! Blew um to bits!
Only knows that because she stuck them up there whilst I was sleeping.1 -
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New he was awake by the moans and smirk1
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Wonders when he can have the pool balls back, he's got a game on down at the hall.0
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With this talk of balls, he's getting hangry0
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Is my colleague, works in the workstation by me0
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Can't ride a bike0
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Keeps trying to disguise himself as a bike
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Like to ride bikes with no seats0
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liftorgohome wrote: »Like to ride bikes with no seats
Not possible at the moment. Apparently I've got two pool balls stuck up there
Is actually a 7st weakling in a muscle-suit2 -
Likes to play anally with pool balls
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liftorgohome wrote: »Likes to play anally with pool balls
Not me! Blame @slimgirljo15 It's all her fault!
Dresses up as Loretta at the weekends
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Is waiting for Jo to take her turn with the pool stick to get said balls out! 0
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They are not enjoying the "ball" talk,0
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Wants in on the ball talk0
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Is jealous of the pool balls.0
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Can juggle on cue.0
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Can't play the guitar0
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insure about his arms0
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All she eats is carbs0
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...was a former police officer until the dept heads noticed that he did a body cavity search on all perps, including those in for jaywalking.0
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Was always Jaywalking just so he could be searched by the Police!1
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secretly loves flats0
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Does the cavity checks at the airports.0
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From the backside? 0
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liftorgohome wrote: »From the backside?
no, i saw you on the monitor and randomly selected you0 -
carbkiller violated me!
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just doing my job!0
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