Post a lie about the person above

nocookiestoday

CEO of 38 of those cookie companies

SojournerThirteen

My babies’ momma

AliNouveau

Doesn't know how to ride a horse, is afraid of horses and his best friend is a gerbil

taco_inspector

Strangely, has done extensive reading about gerbils, even thought gerbils are not allowed in her home.

liftorgohome

He raises gerbils for research purposes

ItsMeGee3

Has been arrested for cruelty to animals

liftorgohome

Has used gerbils for sexual purposes.

ItsMeGee3

He highly recommended it!

liftorgohome

She enjoyed it immensely

ItsMeGee3

Has been evaluated for mental illness and found to be completely insane!

liftorgohome

Is the VP of IBTC!

MJFSH

He doesn't know what IBTC stands for

liftorgohome

No what?

YosemiteSlamAK

Likes to stand in front of the mirror doing Arnold Schwarzenegger movie lines & flex

123liveoak

Wears turtle' s necks

YosemiteSlamAK

She's Supergirl

AliNouveau

.membwr of the justice league

slimgirljo15

Buys her shoes from the seconds shop

xFunctionalStrengthx

Loves snow, ice and cold weather.

slimgirljo15

Needs training wheels on his bike

bigjuicy1234

Is going to come shovel the 6 inches of snow in my driveway

xFunctionalStrengthx

Will pay me $1,000,000,000USD in cash to shovel snow from his driveway.

bigjuicy1234

Is going to do it with a sandbox shovel

AliNouveau

Is right now making snow angels on his front lawn

YosemiteSlamAK

Those are her snow boots

MJFSH

But he only liked horns on snow horses

jamesakrobinson

That photo was actually just @MJFSH heading to the bathroom in her jammies in the middle of the night. She left her laptop left open and the webcam was broadcasting her sleeping. $1.28/half hour or a subscription of 3 nights for $19.95.

ilfaith

That's not his pet bunny, but rather a very lifelike hand puppet.

SojournerThirteen

She’s really a he

MJFSH

My real life partner