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VanishingNachos

has a "thing" for tall ginger men

bigjuicy1234

Is only 5'5"

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ilfaith

Is actually an oatmeal raisin cookie who just likes dressing up in a gingerbread costume

123liveoak

Fastens tiny bows to horse hair

ilfaith

Has been annoying everyone by singing "What does the fox say" all. day. long.

taco_inspector

Cashed-out her retirement early so that she could "enjoy it now"; won't need to work now until Christmas

AliNouveau

Has a collection of garden gnomes he has named

AliNouveau

only stands. Has opted for a chair free existence

123liveoak

Paints her pet squirrels toenails

scubatahiti

Likes to Drink coconut rum on the beach

AliNouveau

bathes in coconut rum. He likes that slightly alcoholic scent along with the coconut

MJFSH

Is alcohol virgin

scubatahiti

Is thinking about having a shot of coconut rum

123liveoak

Covers his living room in sand and then takes selfies

MJFSH

He is the Vet for those cats.

scubatahiti

has a cat in her purse in that photo

taco_inspector

scubatahiti wrote: »

has a cat in her purse in that photo

Really, photo is just taken in the cat's litter-box (do NOT eat the Tootsie-Rolls!)

123liveoak

He holds onto old cig butts for the memories...good ole days

taco_inspector

She digs me.

ilfaith

Has no idea what it says on his shirt, because he cannot read.

MJFSH

She is my spotter

bigjuicy1234

Was my prom date

MJFSH

My long time affair

AliNouveau

She's my cousin

jamesakrobinson

Has been dreaming of me since before she even knew I existed... Much like Disney would have you believe all princesses pine for a charming price to complete them.

AliNouveau

Hea been taking some crazy drugs

SojournerThirteen

Her feet are so clumsy And uncoordinated

AliNouveau

SojournerThirteen wrote: »

Her feet are so clumsy And uncoordinated

Not a lie

SojournerThirteen

You crack me up