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Jertastic

journeywithgabby wrote: »

Has a secret stash of spare aprons in case that one gets dirty.

Only 4 One's purple

YogiJear

His name is actually Finn. But everyone thought he spelt fantastic wrong so he decided to use a different name.

elizarizo

Dances like DJ Khaled

maelstrom75

Umm im too old to find that funny

nilimel

Twerks while showering while singing "that thong song"

mybfisred

Has a tail

YosemiteSlamAK

Is working on her one woman shadow puppet show

Smilin40

Was original choice to replace spacey in all the money in the world.

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Has her sunglasses

suzreen

He often feels like a number -- don't know why..

EternalTruth

Invented the car toaster for breakfast on the go.

KeepRunningFatboy

She is immortal and will never age another day

slimgirljo15

He stopped running 3 years ago

Tigg_er

She Broke my back door

Jertastic

He loves to cuddle

Tigg_er

Never Caught A flipped burger

Jertastic

Oh but i did.

Never got caught skinny dipping

Smilin40

That’s not his apron he stole it of Adam richman

Jertastic

He's jealous of my apron... chicks dig a guy that can grill!

elizarizo

He got his apron custom done to say grill daddy

LovelyLaroo

She’s in the witness protection program.

Smilin40

She out off control ,a loose cannon but dam it she gets results.

LovelyLaroo

Smilin40 wrote: »

She out off control ,a loose cannon but dam it she gets results.

That’s actually true. These are supposed to be lies

That great smile is thanks to the best dentures money can buy.

Smilin40

I knew you get results it’s in the eyes

Mandygring

Fake beard lol

liftorgohome

She was on dancing with the stars, came in 3rd.

slimgirljo15

He wears tassels on his nipples when he goes to the beach

camdo123

Went swimming with the dolphins

EternalTruth

Is a ninja. Which is why there is no photo. Moves too fast for the camera to catch.

Smilin40

Can’t find her sun glasses