Post a lie about the person above

Stitches29

Hates showing off her breasts

MysteriousMerlin

Fondles innocent people on buses.

aprilgicker

believes french fries were invented in France

MysteriousMerlin

they weren't? :huh:

Likes to eat the plastic with the cheese

bd0027

eats their toenails.

brookerbarnes

Never shows her tongue out in public

fitandskinnygal

Never wears a seat belt and hates glasses

whynot5

Is out of shape, thick, and doesn't have an adorable face.

Stitches29

cried like a baby while reading 50 shades of grey.

aafoo

She has xray in her glasses and can see inside clothes

Groovyca2022

When he get great news..he does the chicken dance

aafoo

She sings while I do chicken dance

sassypants0923

He doesn't listen to advice

aafoo

This is not her real picture... she stole it from her neighbour!

Groovyca2022

he is so shy ...he showers at home in his underwear

Timshel_

Giggled at architects meeting when they mention the building erection timeline.

Excuse_less

Has ZERO sense of humor !!

brookerbarnes

Has Moobs

kdb247

Been referred to as a MILF

victal

is adopted

bperkins88

Enjoys flying kites in the middle of a field filled ONLY with short asian people. Anything else just doesn't cut it

djxil

@bperkins doesn't want anyone to know that is goes out on weekends in a pirate shirt to recite poetry in clubs, you know the ones, the dark, dank back alley type of places that draw out the melancholy crowd. He recites his poetry and the crowd just melts to his prose. He's quite good and usually picks up a few chicks by the end of the night. Unfortunately, when he takes off his shirt, he reverts to his typical self, he sounds kinda like PeeWee herman, within about 12 seconds, the girls are gone but at least he has a reason to be write more dark, stirring poetry for the next time. Hang in their buddy, Mrs. Peewee is out there somewhere.

bearkisses

djxil masturbates on his lunch break to the dyson website

lifterman9802

Was so hungry tonight she ate cardboard.

bearkisses

while you sniffed cocaine off a furry's *kitten*

lifterman9802

Well it was good enough for Neil Patrick Harris in Harold and Kumar. Speaking of that she is drastically trying to get to a Whitecastle!

MizTerry

THIS man is hiding my cookies!

lifterman9802

I ate her cookies and they were delicious.

bearkisses

farts before she answers the phone

edit: still legit, SHE

lifterman9802

Ate that fricking dog!