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Taxidermist specializing in rodents which reminds me I saw a little dead mouse in our fire wood bin can I bring it over for you to work on0
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She likes to hide around corners and jump out at unsuspecting senior citizens
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She was the clown behind all those unexplained sightings about s year ago.0
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He’s responsible for the make America great again hats
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He takes up ALL the space in the restaurant booth. He could share, but I guess his elbow room is more import to him than your seating preferences.0
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Travels to work on a unicycle whilst juggling chainsaws and whistling a merry tune.1
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He is a grey, boring soul whom I don't think is all kinds of awesome
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She has enough man hair stuck in her shower drain to knit a sweater
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ladychris29 wrote: »She has enough man hair stuck in her shower drain to knit a sweater
It's supposed to be a lie :laugh:
Buys the man hair from me to knit sweaters lol2 -
Is secretly stalking me on MFP0
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Wears shoes0
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Asked me to come lie naked on his beach.
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They said a lie dang it1
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Keeps a 22-year-old Hostess Twinkie on her bedside table. Is still waiting for it to grow mold.2
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Sleeps with her tennis racket under her pillow .0
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Sleeps with a stuffed teddy he calls binky1
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Is really a one legged French guy named Gus.0
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He's in love with me cause he's into french guys with one leg lol 1
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Is now hungry for ummmm, bacon
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Parents owned a swine farm0
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Was abducted by aliens0
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Wears alien out fits carting a taser and handcuffs roaming the streets of Australia0
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Abducts people then convinces them it was aliens0
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Is an armature sci-fi author0
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Will only drink hot beverages with his left hand0
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Refuses to drive an automatic car, believes all purists drivers only have standards0
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Likes to use a parasol when he goes for a walk.0
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Likes to walk like Forrest Gump0
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Has mapped out the fire swamp and knows where all the ROUS homes are1
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She works for FBI0
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