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  • quigs17832
    quigs17832 Posts: 24 Member
    She now says I owe her $200 when she knows we agreed to $50, 4 gummie bears, my collection of vintage laxative advertisements, and a autoprapghed photo of Kermit the Frog.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    quigs17832 wrote: »
    She now says I owe her $200 when she knows we agreed to $50, 4 gummie bears, my collection of vintage laxative advertisements, and a autoprapghed photo of Kermit the Frog.

    You know the original agreement was $250 , 6 gummie bears, your collection of vintage laxative advertisements, and 2 autographed photos of kermit. I was letting you off..
  • Mattty79
    Mattty79 Posts: 3,068 Member
    She was a Playboy bunny back in the 70's
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Mattty79 wrote: »
    She was a Playboy bunny back in the 70's

    Was the first Playboy Buck.. :D
  • PrincessVamp666
    PrincessVamp666 Posts: 1,176 Member
    owns a car and a motorcycle - crazy times
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    edited February 2018
    has ropes hanging from all the trees in his backyard so he can pretend he's Tarzan
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Always wears bright colors and bold prints
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited February 2018
    Eats only the tops off of her breakfast muffins ...
    ... just to watch them die!

    (who doesn't enjoy killing-off their muffin top, right?)

  • PrincessVamp666
    PrincessVamp666 Posts: 1,176 Member
    Owns a pet Chimp called Mr Chimpy
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Is all kinds'a jealous since Chimpy McChimpster (aka= "Mr. Chimpy") left her for another woman and now makes her new boy-toy wear a monkey suit whenever they are are together.

    ... and the monkey suit itches
  • Alimacbean
    Alimacbean Posts: 120 Member
    Won a hot dog eating contest. Then proceeded to win 3rd place in the pie eating contest.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    World class arm wrestler
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He has a thing for leopard print... wears it from head-to-toe, and proudly
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    Is allergic to sunshine!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Stole my chocolate bar :/
  • pogiguy05
    pogiguy05 Posts: 1,583 Member
    already ate that chocolate bar
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
    Laid a finger on my butterfinger
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    she will never leggo my eggo
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2018
    Recently, crashed the tricycle she was riding into a parked police car while wearing a clown costume.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Wraps his feet in tape to save money on socks
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    on a good weigh in day he performs a dance from magic mike in the mirror
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
    She’s the evil twin.
  • tmyatt23
    tmyatt23 Posts: 20 Member
    wants to wear a thong under compression pants just to see.
  • Alimacbean
    Alimacbean Posts: 120 Member
    There's a purple afro under that hoodie.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Still doesn't believe that some of her blue jeans are not "squat proof".
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Is training to be a Victoria secret underwear model
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    Collects Hello Kitty items but only if they are slightly damaged or remainders
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Is designing a line of cat dresses. Like dresses for cats
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    Likes to shop at Forever 21 but cries on the way home knowing she is well beyond that age and is only fooling herself
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Thinks that the "21" is a clothing size (as in "forever 21") -- and is sadly disappointed waiting outside the 579 store (now Rainbow)

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