Post a lie about the person above

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He thinks he's invisible

Dansfightforlife

fights crime at night

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Is a nighttime criminal

epr31295

She has never had her picture posted in the Post Office!

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He wears earbuds everywhere so he can pretend he doesn't hear people talking to him

Bill9160

She is truly a nice person 😜

slimgirljo15

His real name is Betty, not Bill.

LAT1963

her avatar pic is really her.

KelleyCakes

She walks around backwards everywhere she goes. 🤷‍♀️

Tigg_er

She catches the same fish over and over ( ya need to let him of the hook every now and then )

liftorgohome

He spies on her underwater in scuba gear and puts the same fish on her hook so she thinks she's a good fisherwoman.

o0kody0o

He wears his sunglasses in the shower 🚿 🕶

liftorgohome

She's really a lumberjack.

heyjude0225

He's a string bean

KelleyCakes

He doesn't know how to throw a punch.

heyjude0225

KelleyCakes wrote: »

He doesn't know how to throw a punch.

It says a lie

She is actually a he

slimgirljo15

Became Judith Cranbourne after the gender reassignment surgery and bought out a best selling yoga instruction video

PaperDoll_

Bribed doctors and now has a "souvenir" from said gender reassignment surgery.

She keeps it in a jar on her nightstand.

Buttermcbutter

I seen them suck a golf ball threw a garden hose once!

slimgirljo15

Seen him do that ^^^ with a watermelon

lx1x

She's really a nice person.. 😝

Buttermcbutter

I also saw slim eat an extra large poutine with no hands once years ago!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Favorite activity is racing turtles

cmDaffy

She is a Burlesque Dancer by the name of "Tootsie VanKelly"

mommabear4315

MzIrish

has more than two profiles on MFP and runs multuple computers to be on at the same time

happimess01

she is a great singer

KelleyCakes

He loves snow!

KimberlinaB

She absolutely hates fishing.

paddydiver24

She absolutely wants to be my friend