Post a lie about the person above

FabulousFantasticFifty

The real Maleficent

mellecita

the real Wicked Witch

Lelemarie86

Dated Bill Clinton

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is their illegitimate child

iTim__

Above is a quote from his mail-order bride cat-fishing advertisement.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is married to the American President

slimgirljo15

Is the American President

Tigg_er

Is the next American President

RunHardBeStrong

Is a bee keeper. She doesn't do it for the honey though, it's her favorite workout. She tries to break her record everyday running from the bees when she angers them.

RunHardBeStrong

Walks around asking strangers if they have seen her lost pet shark

iTim__

Can't tell the difference between chickpeas, garbanzo beans, or chana.

RunHardBeStrong

Has crocheted underwear for every day of the week.

iTim__

Real name is Obu!

RunHardBeStrong

Told me his safe word is "Platypus".

RunHardBeStrong

She once got busy in the Burger King bathroom.

iTim__

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

She once got busy in the Burger King bathroom.

Said her name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »

She makes me call her humpty.

Likes calling her Humpty pronounced with a Umpty.

RunHardBeStrong

His anaconda lies.

iTim__

My anaconda told her: I want some, if you got buns hun.

RunHardBeStrong

She keeps a picture of a rooster in her purse just so she can say, "Have you seen my big *kitten*?"

slimgirljo15

Screeches like an owl in the height of passion