Post a lie about the person above

FabulousFantasticFifty

He shows up to the Car Wash without a car!

Spnneil06

She was found on a doorstep as a baby.

mattyc772014

Once fought Jean Claude Van Damne. She round kicked him out.

Timshel_

Loves pulling lint from belly buttons

EZDUZIT68

Works as a door-to-door door salesperson

determined_ella

is not very kinky

FabulousFantasticFifty

He Belly Dances for a living! ;p

Spnneil06

Thinks kinky means a bad hair day.

mattyc772014

She spots me at the gym so she can smell me.

Spnneil06

He stalks me

FabulousFantasticFifty

She's a Spy! That's what the Sp stands for in her name

JackKopCh

Has short, hairy legs!

mattyc772014

shaves his legs

Spnneil06

shaves his

Gordon_L

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

What panties???

My question exactly!

mattyc772014

Can break cinder blocks with her hands

Spnneil06

Gordon_L wrote: »

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

What panties???

My question exactly!

You guys are giving me a reputation here!

Spnneil06

Had an evil twin.

mattyc772014

Used to own a sex shop on Sunset Blvd.

Spnneil06

mattyc772014 wrote: »

Used to own a sex shop on Sunset Blvd.

Lol...the street I live on is sunset blvd north..hahaha! But no not a sex shop!


He prefers female panties to male ones because they feel delicate against his skin.

SwitzEngine

Used to go always to sex shops

Delilahhhhhh

is the biggest supplier of PVC underwear to said sex shop

FabulousFantasticFifty

He took over the business and expanded to the tri-state area!

Spnneil06

Tried to make it as a stand up comedian for a summer, her jokes were too dirty.

Delilahhhhhh

Is a hosiery model

mattyc772014

She is a Wall Street stockbroker and drives a red Ferrari.

_Terrapin_

He believes Manahawkin is in New Mexico

mattyc772014

Has a pet raccoon that does tricks

Delilahhhhhh

Still thinks its Christmas

Spnneil06

Speaks 10 different languages.