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  • jbarry1506
    jbarry1506 Posts: 1,512 Member
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    He steals his pocket squares from the caskets in funeral homes

    I steal them because she has a fetish for it. Some things are worth the risk.
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
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    Carries a squirt gun with vodka in a holster under his jacket
  • jbarry1506
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    LVNF04 wrote: »
    Carries a squirt gun with vodka in a holster under his jacket

    That's actually not a bad idea....although, I prefer bourbon and it would just have to be a .45 flask.

    Has the bird as his profile picture to remind him of the million dollar bet he won knocking it off it's perch with an extraordinarily aimed golf shot.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Is my baby daddy :o
  • jbarry1506
    jbarry1506 Posts: 1,512 Member
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    Hired a private investigator to track down the sperm I donated for artificial insemination.
  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
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    Makes regular donations to the " Yeast Infections are Beautiful Foundation of America"
  • gomissfitnes
    gomissfitnes Posts: 268 Member
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    Is the stunt double for cat woman
  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
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    Is an ancient Aztec Goddess who is immortal
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
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    Swam across the ocean to bring medicine to a uncivilized village.
  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
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    Conducts a symphony orchestra made up entirely of chimpanzees
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
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    Put out a building that was on fire by yelling HEY!
  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
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    Chases men down the street asking "are you my mother?"
  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
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    Starts her morning by opening her window and yelling "Goddam you Aliens that probe bloody hurt!"
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
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    Does handstand pushups while brushing teeth
  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
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    Is an undercover agent for a government agency that deals in the protection of people who still think fondue is trendy
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
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    Was chosen to be a astronaut but she turned it down to train cats how to sing Christmas songs

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