Post a lie about the person above

funforsports

Likes to eat onions before making out with a guy

chubaway

Turns me on

Timshel_

Not really Edgar

rebeccalee1986

Stole the watch

Dreaaa

undercover spy working with the Russians.

fitpam90x

In the CIA

Timshel_

Was actually black and is reverse tanning to remove color.

danofthedead1979

has a phone for a face

fitpam90x

@Chaelaz - that might be my favorite one I've ever heard. Thanks for the lol.

Measures in pounds instead of stones.

Gnawcraft

Looks like an orc.

michael1976_ca

thinks mfp is a dateing site

Groovyca2022

Lives in the mountains

Davenpcm

Once got into a fight with Tony Blair over crumpets.

HeavierThan_Heaven

Is actually a intelligent parrot using owner's face as profile picture.

Timshel_

Gets Playgirl for the articles.

chubaway

also Gets Playgirl for the articles.

Timshel_

Really does get Playboy...just for the articles.

42hockeymom

can't tell time, just wears the watch to able to tell his right from his left.

Timshel_

Fembot with machine gun Jubilees.



How did I miss those?

It's called foreplay Austin....

hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze

Has scrawny little arms... among other things.

Timshel_

Really the Prancercise founder hiding on MFP. Watch out for spam!

http://youtu.be/o-50GjySwew

42hockeymom

does prancercise every day!

007bondage

Is my secret lover

latenitelucy

Is MY secret lover

Timshel_

Dreams of a day when her badminton skills will bring her to the limelight.

candifeola

Is the president of hair club for men

Timshel_

Often likes to pose at businesses while working her custodial job.

But damn, she looks fine.

fitpam90x

Doesnt havent amazing abs

007bondage

Is MY secret lover

Sshhh Baby, it's our secret

HeavierThan_Heaven

Has a skin disorder that makes it impossible for her to be out in the sun