Post a lie about the person above

Alimacbean

Won a hot dog eating contest. Then proceeded to win 3rd place in the pie eating contest.

YosemiteSlamAK

World class arm wrestler

hud54014

He has a thing for leopard print... wears it from head-to-toe, and proudly

YosemiteSlamAK

Is allergic to sunshine!

slimgirljo15

Stole my chocolate bar

pogiguy05

already ate that chocolate bar

slinkybinkydog

Laid a finger on my butterfinger

Christy42177

she will never leggo my eggo

taco_inspector

Recently, crashed the tricycle she was riding into a parked police car while wearing a clown costume.

hud54014

Wraps his feet in tape to save money on socks

Christy42177

on a good weigh in day he performs a dance from magic mike in the mirror

Smilin40

She’s the evil twin.

tmyatt23

wants to wear a thong under compression pants just to see.

Alimacbean

There's a purple afro under that hoodie.

taco_inspector

Still doesn't believe that some of her blue jeans are not "squat proof".

AliNouveau

Is training to be a Victoria secret underwear model

ChalkSlinger

Collects Hello Kitty items but only if they are slightly damaged or remainders

AliNouveau

Is designing a line of cat dresses. Like dresses for cats

ChalkSlinger

Likes to shop at Forever 21 but cries on the way home knowing she is well beyond that age and is only fooling herself

taco_inspector

Thinks that the "21" is a clothing size (as in "forever 21") -- and is sadly disappointed waiting outside the 579 store (now Rainbow)